KD

i’m tired of this grandpa!

[KD @DJkimmyD]

dry January just means my diet coke intake has sky rocketed

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when your dad leaves the family group chat

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i need a new teeny bopper show to cry over

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i can’t wait to shout GO NOLES all over orlando on sunday

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i’ve been needing a skinny margarita since sunday

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Monday:

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Friday;

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my BeReal always without a doubt goes off when i’m at work or hanging with my cat. I can’t wait for it to go off on the weekends when i’m doing something cool but then it always goes off in those 5 minutes I’m chilling with the cat.

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the concept of having a pet is so funny. you just have this small little animal that lives in your home with you and follows you around

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she is still going

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I entered my cat in a cutest pet contest and this was my moms response:

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i will spend this holiday season in the aisles of trader joe’s and the couches of anthropology

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@alcrllng he’s gonna be himself, toast

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when i was younger we entered our cat in a halloween costume pet contest and she made honorable mention in the newspaper!

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@natalieabrams23 Lily!! she was the chick fil a cow!!!!

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Guys i didn’t get the purple suit

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12 years ago today, I made my first move on Kimmy & the rest is history 🥲

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man for awhile there i was one of those 5:30 am people. But we are back to our regularly scheduled programming

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i think i’m going to make a soft twitter come back