bigtime boy™

Former smokeshow of the day

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@xoMullberryxo 😛😝😜🤪

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Nyc kinda smellin like a sauna rn

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Ever since i deleted tik tok from my phone my life has been fuckin terrible

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A lot of people do not know this music fact that the song Mr Brightside is actually about a dachsund

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CTE? More like CP3 🏀 #fuckitweball

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If it wasnt for music Tame Impala would not even have a band

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I just talked to ChatGPT and hes actually chill as fuck

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Funny prank for millenials is when ur friend posts a pic of their baby or their friends baby on their story you reply back “THATS MY SON! GIVE ME BACK MY SON!” If they have a sense of humor you will not be blocked

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Therapist: Tell me whats bothering you

Me: *stands up, bites lip, squints eyes, double finger guns to the temples* haha im glad you asked😏🎶Shawtys like a melody in my head that I cant keep out got me singin like..🎶

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*minding my own business standing at the corner waiting for light to change*
Homeless man in a wheel chair wearing a pikachu hat: Dont worry boy the president is perfect! Thats why i always shower w my gloves on :)!”

So anyone who thinks joe doesnt do anything take that!

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@rtzisleyjr This is a low blow

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Should I make spennys special deviled egg #delight for dinner this evening? Im trying to cut back on uber eats

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I miss baseball

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God the rangers got me down bad fr 😩🥺😤

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@dkop6 You wouldnt say that if it was a tall glass of #mayo

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This year at thanksgiving i will most likely be drinking a tall cold glass of whole #milk with my dinner

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Hybrid theory is my favorite album ever

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The moral here is to never assume

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There was a lady on the subway today and she had a trader joes bag filled w frozen pizza so i say “oooh someones havin a pizza party 😀!” And then she says to go fuck myself ☹️

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This world series sucks fuck both of these teams