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Contact me for marketing opportunities on DecayTV.

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Looking forward to watching the beautiful @DKTV_TysonSands lay a well - deserved beating on the deplorable racist @SimoneLeFleur. #infection

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@RileyScottDKTV Oh Riley, you don't have to go anywhere to be eliminated.

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@Stern_Inc + @RileyScottDKTV eliminated in one night? It's Christmas in July! #byebye

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@Stern_Inc Splendid actually. You could learn something.

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@Stern_Inc Who the fuck do you think ads are for?

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The new BMW 228i Coupe; 4.8 seconds to the top of the food chain. It's time to upgrade your garage. #obeypurchaseserve

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@DKTVMaryBeth Let her talk herself in circles dear. She'll tire herself out and go take a nap eventually.

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@CalabashSmash You're the X-Pac of The Jackals. Shouldn't you be picking up @Stern_Inc's dry cleaning in your little spaceship? Oh wait...

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I remember @Stern_Inc being a lot more clever. Now he has all the wit of @CalabashSmash or @DKTVAmandaBynes.

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@Stern_Inc I see Mary Beth has welcomed you back. I look forward to her teaching you the perils of interfering in our business. #kneelbuydie

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Shameful performance from @RileyScottDKTV at Martial Law. I volunteer to be a character witness at her trial.

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I was going to have my car washed today, but thought fuck it. I'll have Riley do it on Monday morning. #surlymaids

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@MikeMckaneDKTV You don't have to explain yourself to her. She's about to be my maid and I don't like it when people address my help.

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@RileyScottDKTV @MikeMckaneDKTV Adrenalynn was a robot. She can't die. Kali was a victim of her own machinations. Her legacy lives on though

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@RileyScottDKTV @MikeMckaneDKTV I'll be glad to answer. They got rich.

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@MikeMckaneDKTV Speaking of smoking, be sure that the Marlboro logo is prominently displayed in your segments this week.

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@TheKaiOti Keep clutching to your fluke of a win. We've seen in the weeks since that you aren't all that impressive. #theweakestjackal

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@RileyScottDKTV I like my car detailed every Tuesday. Trim your nails short. I don't want you scratching the finish. #armorall

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By all means @SimoneLeFleur, feel free to show up. Jinx will be more than happy to break your knee again. #martiallawPPV

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Laugh now @RileyScottDKTV. You are just making your Season of servitude that much more fulfilling for me. #martiallawPPV