David L. Bailey Jr.

My momma said I'm special...

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How long before we hear about how Adam strolled around naked in front of Eve?

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@NickDiPaolo Christ who hit you...Rosie O'Donnel?

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@TylerSeavey didn't mean to scare you tonight when I yelled "Bam Bam" when you walked by...we're just a WDW family!

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@IHOb should we expect a new line of restaurants serving upside down pancakes #dOHI

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@RealBenBailey **Heavy Mexican accent**
Mister...If you sheet on my bed...I kill you!

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@corbynbesson @whydontwemusic Looking forward to meeting you guys on the 21st in NY and taking a family trip to NJ on the 25th as well as Bethel Woods in June!

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@corbynbesson @corbynbesson you asked I'm 44 and for well over 1 yr I heard my 13 y/o daughter obsess over @whydontwemusic she swore would be the next big thing. Well I am happy to see a band I can support her in liking! Your music has really helped get through some tough times..THANK YOU!

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@PaulyShore Condolences to you and your family....

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Mom/Mitzi passed Early in the morning at 4.42 am she was 87 years old my heart lays heavy

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https://t.co/9EVr9RfjqX

Give joke 1 a vote please

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@janicehuff4ny

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@NBCNewYork @janicehuff your snow total so far for Mount Hope is WAY off....12 inches so far!

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@madflavor @YouTube

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And so it is settled...U.S.A. Is the best in the world at floor sweeping!!! #curling #goldmedal

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@KaytlinBailey @united **PINCH**
Wake up you're dreaming!

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@DaveWeasel I think I will!

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@DaveWeasel Well that sucks then!

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@DaveWeasel Does this sell well? I have a bunch of calls I wanted to make an album out of.

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@KaytlinBailey A. Guess you didn't break up from your tickle shit.
B. Maybe you should have!

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@IamMikeCannon Thanks bud...knee surgery...IGP keeping me entertained until i'm mobile again! Walt at Jokers is a good guy...smallish room but decent.