dlo

Wiser then the average bear

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

Marshawn Lynch to @JimTrotter_NFL on if he was surprised he didn't get ball late: "No...because we play football. It's a team sport."

[dlo @DLoughery_]

I wonder if that girl ever got a hippopotamus for Christmas?

[ret @rad_milk]

(commercial airing october 1st) green day is awake now, but how well did he sleep. hi im todd temperpedic & im here to tell you about a bed

[dlo @DLoughery_]

Since the invention of smartphones, toilet occupation times have heavily increased.

[Nick v @Renicholas]

"@robdelaney: Is that a cubic foot of ground bison in your diaper or are you just happy to see me?" @DLoughery_

[dlo @DLoughery_]

Air freshener is the universal sign that someone just took a dump

[dlo @DLoughery_]

"I took a shit in Japan" - @Jcrockett97

[dlo @DLoughery_]

I hate when you're driving when it's really slippery out and your speedometer says you're going 120 km/h but you're barely moving #whatgives

[dlo @DLoughery_]

"@brendohare: Mozart never won a Grammy because he didn't deserve one" @AKieloch @Jcrockett97

[dlo @DLoughery_]

Do they have braille porn for blind people??

[Jojo Crockett @Jcrockett97]

"@robfee: Exclusive look at Eli Manning’s inspirational texts to Peyton before today’s game." @DLoughery_

[Jojo Crockett @Jcrockett97]

"@ieatanddrink: My 49ers/Panthers playoff preview!" @DLoughery_

[dlo @DLoughery_]

I hate when you go into a Tim Hortons and it smells like Chris Jericho's nephew Steve the mail man..

[dlo @DLoughery_]

Lmao cop behind me is to busy texting to give me a ticket for tweeting

[dlo @DLoughery_]

Mark Messiah makes a mean cheesecake #relentless

[dlo @DLoughery_]

If you can shazam a song at a concert they're for sure lip syncing

[dlo @DLoughery_]

I think everyone sold their driving skills on eBay today...

[dlo @DLoughery_]

I wonder what the world would be like if the person who invented "yolo" got hit by a bus before he invented it

[dlo @DLoughery_]

People that leave Pubes all over the toilet seat are not only an asshole but also a terrorist.