Jojo Crockett

HUAALLLL

[Jojo Crockett @Jcrockett97]

@NHLJetsNation @sbrownell12 @angushout Marry-Fuck-Kill…. Scheifele, Wheeler, Dubois

[Jojo Crockett @Jcrockett97]

For a second, I couldn’t remember if it was morning or night

[Jojo Crockett @Jcrockett97]

@weightlikeAtlas Kill first, ask questions later!

[Jojo Crockett @Jcrockett97]

Okay, I’m back to tweeting. What if you see someone’s “first pic together” challenge on IG and it’s not actually their first pic together? Do you get to kill them?

[Jojo Crockett @Jcrockett97]

@corbhollins Oh thank god. I’ve caught about 9 people lying now and have already murdered 4 of them

[Dan O'Brien @OtherDanOBrien]

[Eats an entire bag of Doritos in one sitting]
Ugh, why do I feel so sluggish? Must have something to do with electromagnetic fields.

[kim @KimmyMonte]

{Smash Mouth auditions}

Think u got what it takes to be in SM

"I like bread"

Wait what

"Dammit" *trench coat opens & 42 ducks scatter*

[Jojo Crockett @Jcrockett97]

@LoserLuc https://t.co/RstcSGTrb8

[Jojo Crockett @Jcrockett97]

I have camel-like reflexes.

Don't you mean cat-like??

*starts chewing stupidly and develops large back-humps for water storage purposes*

[ret @rad_milk]

you're a single mom who discovered a simple trick dentists hate? cute. i'm a triple uncle who discovered an algorithm that 7/11 clerks love

[ret @rad_milk]

i cannot find a job due to my inability to lift 10 lbs. where are the jobs for weak timid men who are frightened by most animals and plants

[Jojo Crockett @Jcrockett97]

"@internetluke: Your porn name is how much you want to die + your student loan debt. Mine is "a lot $45,717"" @LoserLuc @DrBboy

[Jojo Crockett @Jcrockett97]

"@Reverend_Scott: Welcome to Pessimist Club. Pretty poor turn out this week. I knew it would be." @Johnston205

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

I want a sign that says both 'quality dental care' and 'Nagaraja, Cobra Master of the Underworld'

Got it.

[Jojo Crockett @Jcrockett97]

@eatinmonsterz night

[Jojo Crockett @Jcrockett97]

"@surlyZ: Heads I go to work. Tails I fake my own kidnapping." @emilyrbrownell me rn

[Jojo Crockett @Jcrockett97]

"@KyleMcDowell86: [Shows up to pick up ex girlfriend in a garbage truck] Just hop in the back" @LoserLuc

[Jojo Crockett @Jcrockett97]

Tulo's glove #Tulosglove

[Jojo Crockett @Jcrockett97]

My mom said if this tweet gets 100 Re tweets she'll let me get my ear pierced!