Luch

I rhyme with orange

[Luch @LoserLuc]

@Jcrockett97 @KyleMcDowell86 am I the ex girlfriend or the one picking them up? #imgarbage #theycanbetoo

[Jojo Crockett @Jcrockett97]

"@verycozy: *like 7 dick drawings catch fire*

"NOOOOO MY RESEARCH"" @LoserLuc

[Luch @LoserLuc]

I think I've got more pubes than brain cells at this point

[Luch @LoserLuc]

I can't wait until a young hero comes to take me away to the king's debutant ball. #fairytalife

[Luch @LoserLuc]

The best part about being naked is all the shame an disgust I feel. #yourbodyisawonderland

[Luch @LoserLuc]

The only thing that will stop Lebron's head from bleeding is another smooth #ushersanthems perhaps O Canada or God save the queen #NBAFinals

[Luch @LoserLuc]

I think usher just rewrote the American national anthem #NBAFinals @neilnoonan #ushersanthems

[Luch @LoserLuc]

I wish I had a VCR, very cool rodent, then we could walk around with sweet sunglasses and make the ladies go "eeee"

[Luch @LoserLuc]

Animals must get really mad when people give them a thumbs up, either that or they just don't "grasp" the concept. Get it? Stupid animals

[Luch @LoserLuc]

@OriginalMOka this sounds like something you or I would do https://t.co/PYdzp6rZSY

[brent @murrman5]

[waiting for date to get ready]
"im almost done"
no rush I'll just play with the cat
"I don't have a cat"
[opening a cat carrier] oh I know

[Luch @LoserLuc]

Ever wonder what your friends insides look like? Just throw jam and a chicken in a blender and stop being a serial killer.

[Luch @LoserLuc]

Me: and that's why I have a terrible fear of sheep
Drive threw guy: sir are you going to order or not?
M: I'll get there.. I cry when I pee

[Jamie Woodham @jwoodham]

Having a crush on someone is so exciting. You know you'll end up ruining things like you always do, but how?! The possibilities are endless.

[audrey farnsworth @audipenny]

A girl superhero? Haha, what's next a man in an apron crying everywhere

[Luch @LoserLuc]

Looking into my cat's eyes I can tell she's thinking "ok Steve, enough's enough, feed me" (I'm pretty sure my cat thinks my name is Steve)

[Luch @LoserLuc]

@neilnoonan it's bound to happen

[Luch @LoserLuc]

I hope that if I'm ever held captive by a group of people that at least one of them falls in love with me but then I say "I'm already taken"

[Luch @LoserLuc]

Am I the only who thinks something with the name "dandelion" should be a lot cooler than a little weed?