Steve Martin

Ur mom

[Steve Martin @DM2829]

I need a puppy.

[Steve Martin @DM2829]

@homegymcoop @DeanTTraining @sportdrink Based

[Steve Martin @DM2829]

@homegymcoop Gotta get my gamer squat rack 😂

[Sooner Tracker @SoonerTracker]

OU with a 17 point lead in the playoffs

[Steve Martin @DM2829]

#firebowles

[Steve Martin @DM2829]

@BowTiedBroke Hmm, I have been needing to cut down some branches in my yard, and I do love a good cabin.

[Steve Martin @DM2829]

I can only try. #BlueyXboxSweepstakes

[XBOX @XBOX]

The perfect way to play Bluey The Videogame: with a #Bluey Xbox!

Follow and RT with #BlueyXboxSweepstakes for a chance to win a custom @OfficialBlueyTV Xbox Series X & controller.

Ages 18+. Ends 12/13/23. Rules: https://t.co/o7jQCwIfzY

[XBOX @XBOX]

The perfect way to play Bluey The Videogame: with a #Bluey Xbox!

Follow and RT with #BlueyXboxSweepstakes for a chance to win a custom @OfficialBlueyTV Xbox Series X & controller.

Ages 18+. Ends 12/13/23. Rules: https://t.co/o7jQCwIfzY

[Steve Martin @DM2829]

Can't wait for @BrandonPerna to put out his "The new new new new new new new new new new worst NFL game I've ever seen" video after tonight. I could use a little humor after what I've seen so far. #BroncosCountry

[Steve Martin @DM2829]

@Underdog__NFL Love to see it.

[Steve Martin @DM2829]

@tomgrossicomedy I may be ripping up old ruined carpet in my basement right now, but at least I'm not watching this game.

[VinceMcMahonGoogling @VinceGoogling]

What’s an “MJF” and why does it keep coming up on my caller ID

[Steve Martin @DM2829]

Lol. Lmao he replied.

[Steve Martin @DM2829]

@p0tat3 @ellenkmagar "Lightweight baby!!!!!!!!!"

[Steve Martin @DM2829]

I used to want Lasik so I could wear sunglasses. Now I NEED Lasik because I have kids.

[Steve Martin @DM2829]

I could save her 😩

[Retro Coast @RetroCoast]

BREAKING: A giant cargo ship "Felicity Ace" is on fire in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean.

It's carrying a cargo of Porsche and VW automobiles.

The crew safely abandoned ship in lifeboats. Under maritime law the ship is now "finders keepers."

[Steve Martin @DM2829]

😍😍😍😍

[Wario64 @Wario64]

Head Country Bar-B-Q Sauce, Hickory Smoke, 550 Pound is $144.86 on Amazon https://t.co/IlZ1NQiFsT #ad

[Steve Martin @DM2829]

@ellenkmagar Today I believe

[Steve Martin @DM2829]

@capsocrates @ellenkmagar I personally wouldn't even feel that bad at all if Taylor Swift died.

[Steve Martin @DM2829]

@ellenkmagar This was a joke FYI. Also, she forgot to use the special BBQ sex candle.

[Steve Martin @DM2829]

I think @BrandonPerna cursed like every team this week. Wtf is going on? Lmao