Doug E

What a great time to be alive
America 250

[Doug E @DME71]

I have to say good to see., not 1 white person involved (except for the police)
some people just don't know how to behave in polite society 😂🤡💩👜's

[Goofies Of Chicago @Chicago_Goofies]

A huge brawl broke out at the Tropicana Casino in Atlantic City, New Jersey.

[Doug E @DME71]

absolutely

[HealthRanger @HealthRanger]

I do not trust any person who is COVID-vaxxed. It shows a total lack of intelligence and critical thinking. Plus, it reveals a twisted and artificial obedience to the falsified appearance of authority. People like that should never be trusted, because they are not in control of their own minds.

[Doug E @DME71]

they did not get me.

[Liz Churchill @liz_churchill10]

The unvaccinated were the most hated people on Earth. They lost their jobs. Friends and families disowned them. They were reported and arrested. Society treated them like lepers…and 7 years later…it turns out that they were right about everything…

[Doug E @DME71]

"HERO"

[🎹 Ames™ 🎹 @Real_Ames]

🚨 TEXAS: A man was reportedly arrested after allegedly charging migrants $200 each, promising to take them somewhere they could seek asylum.

But authorities say that’s NOT where he took them.

Instead, investigators allege he drove them straight to ICE detention facilities and turned them over to federal immigration authorities.

Officials say he posed as someone offering assistance while allegedly having a very different destination in mind.

This man deserves a medal! 🏅

[Doug E @DME71]

@waitmaya 32

[Doug E @DME71]

key phrase "foreign citizens"
thank you @ICEgov

[The New York Times @nytimes]

ICE is detaining foreign citizens at airports with expired U.S. visas, including spouses of Americans, according to documents obtained by The New York Times and interviews with immigration lawyers. https://t.co/gHPgFnhc6r

[Doug E @DME71]

dude
you smoked crack. end of story

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

I watched Trump’s speech at the Correspondents’ Dinner last night.
It’s hard to articulate how sad it made me.

Sad and embarrassed and exhausted.

Here is the thing about a man who is a joke. He can’t tell one.

People think humor is a talent. It isn’t. It’s a capacity. To make someone laugh you have to be able to laugh at yourself, and to laugh at yourself you have to step outside of yourself and see what everyone else sees. For one second you have to be just another person in the room.

Most people can do this by the time they are nine years old.

He has never once managed it. Not in fifty years of cameras. Not for a second.

That is not a quirk. It is a symptom. The muscle that lets you tell a joke is the same one that lets you feel what another person feels. A man who cannot survive being laughed at cannot imagine being anyone but himself. He will only ever be generous when it is photographed. He will only ever be kind when it is filmed.

There is a name for it.

So he stood up there and did what he always does. He hit down. He made jokes about people’s weight. He made jokes about their intelligence. He made jokes about how women look. He read out the names of people he doesn’t like, and mocked them. Always mocking. And when no one laughed he blamed his speech writers.

The cruelty dressed as humor has worn so thin.

And for the 30% of you still in the cult who will inevitably call me a crackhead and blame it all on my Dad, all I can say is please, for the love of God, open your eyes. Wake the fuck up. Have some dignity. Have some pride.

Joe Biden wasn’t standing at that podium last night. Donald Trump was.

And at the end of it he put on a red hat that said Trump 2028 and told the room he was running again. No one laughed because everyone knows he has no intention of leaving.

Just another joke at our expense.

[Doug E @DME71]

all searches originate in Uganda.

not really a surprise., they love a cesspool.

[Democrats Deliver @DemzDeliver]

🚨 Google searches for "Move to NYC" have reached an all-time high since Zohran Mamdani took office.

[Doug E @DME71]

you ruined California

only your kind needs a safe space 🖕💩👜

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

Joe Rogan is too chicken to have me on — so he and JD Vance spent three hours in their California Derangement Syndrome safe space.

How cute!

[Doug E @DME71]

your fat

[JB Pritzker @JBPritzker]

Everything we care about is under siege by a racist, misogynist, and homophobic president.

[Doug E @DME71]

Thank you @realDonaldTrump

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

To every New Yorker: this rule is not yet in effect. The earliest it could take effect is Sept. 18, 2026.

New York City will use every tool at our disposal to fight this attack on immigrant families and the communities that make our city the greatest on earth.

For any questions, please call @NYCImmigrants Legal Support Hotline at 1-800-354-0365.

[Doug E @DME71]

it was stolen all 3 times, doof

[Tim Walz @Tim_Walz]

Friendly reminder: Donald Trump lost Minnesota three times 🎩 🏒

[Doug E @DME71]

ha ha ha

[Chuck Schumer @SenSchumer]

Tonight, a weak and flailing Donald Trump will give a speech full of grievances and blatant lies.

He is laying the groundwork for the rigging of the 2026 midterm elections.

I will lead Senate Democrats in ensuring he is defeated at every turn:

[Doug E @DME71]

who was driving the tractor trailer? got killed fleeing
I see a pattern.
I ♥️ @ICEgov

[Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris]

Joan Sebastian Guerrero should still be alive.

This is the second time in a week that ICE agents have killed someone who — by their own admission — was not the subject of their operation.

Now Sebastian is dead, his killing witnessed by his three-year-old daughter wearing her Bluey pajamas.

This cannot be acceptable in America.

There must be an immediate, independent, and transparent investigation. Anyone responsible for wrongdoing must be held accountable.

[Doug E @DME71]

solution. move out of that 3rd world city now.

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

I am heartbroken for the family of the man who was killed last night at a basketball tournament in Harlem. This senseless violence must stop. New Yorkers deserve to spend the summer watching and playing sports, attending community events, and enjoying our public spaces — places where families, friends and neighbors joyfully gather, not where people are at risk of becoming victims to gun violence. 

We are working closely with our community partners to provide services to those affected and the entire community. Our administration is using every lever across agencies to prevent further violence and ensure all New Yorkers can safely enjoy the city this summer.

[Doug E @DME71]

not this New Yorker. we live ice
ice ice baby.

35 yrs here illegally. time to pay the piper

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Lorenzo Salgado Araujo called Houston home for 35 years. On Tuesday, an ICE agent shot and killed him. His family learned of his death from a video before anyone bothered to knock on their door.

New York City stands with the Salgado family in demanding a full, independent investigation and real accountability. To the Salgado family and any immigrant family in this city living in fear: we grieve with you and we will continue to stand beside you in the pursuit of justice.

Abolish ICE.

[Doug E @DME71]

😭😀😃😄😁

[NBC News @NBCNews]

Son of man fatally shot by ICE officer during traffic stop says ‘we want answers.' https://t.co/vtHJ9IT9Hb

[Doug E @DME71]

I've investigated and I see no issues.

[Reuters @Reuters]

The family of Lorenzo Salgado Araujo, a Mexican national fatally shot by an ICE agent in Houston, is demanding a full investigation, with his son Ronaldo saying 'he did not deserve to die' after ICE claimed the shooting was self-defense https://t.co/PBy44e8gPT

[Doug E @DME71]

@ice why?
send back to his country

[Newsday @Newsday]

A Long Island man with a history of mental health issues who says he tried to die by suicide while in ICE jails has been granted bond and is expected to be released soon after nine months of detention, according to officials and his attorney.

Juan Bonilla Lagos, 32, was living in Plainview when he was arrested by U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement near his home. He was ordered freed from an ICE jail by an immigration judge, the Department of Homeland Security told Newsday in a statement.

Read more on this story: https://t.co/0FoSOBcQ1Y
(Photo: Bonilla Lagos family)
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#longislandny #plainviewny #ice #immigration #trumpadministration

[Doug E @DME71]

from the looks of the illustration that marriage has more problems than the pussy.

what a shit rag the wsj is

[The Wall Street Journal @WSJ]

Some couples say their marriages hinge on one party coming around to their spouse’s cat, dealing with severe rashes, smelly litter boxes and early wakeups for love. https://t.co/w0oPbvBf4l