DMKayahara

Daydreamer. Wisecracker. Field mouse. Comedy stuff: @SheTellsJokes

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Hey folks, I’ve got a new Twitter handle for my comedy stuff. Feel free to follow @shetellsjokes if you’re so inclined.

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The importance of noting character counts in headlines…

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Hi! I'm attending Winnipeg Women's Conference #wwc2023. Let's start connecting with each other now. - via Whova event app https://t.co/uEa2VKzaB0

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Twitter in a single CTA.

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I only ever sign up for one month of Netflix at a time, I cancel right after I sign up. Yet, I always get the cancelation confirmation before the welcome email. 🤣 #Badvertising

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We pause our previously scheduled #badvertising for some unexpected #radvertising: @BookCameo giving me the chance to opt out of Mother’s Day promotions while making sure I don’t rage quit from their list entirely. 👍

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The only way to get to @GoogleAds is through a paid @bing search result.

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@playersvscancer You’re paying to promote an out of date tweet.

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They almost had me with their flexible drill bit extender until I read the caption…

#badvertising

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Sometimes you write website content about search engine optimization and you decide to embrace how ridiculous search engine optimization used to be and the horrible way that search engine optimization experts used to write website content about search engine optimization. #SEO

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So @Twitter's Agency Playbook is out.

This is one of their featured tweet examples. This screenshot is from today.

I can't wait to get engagement like this! #badvertising

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I block accounts that send me irrelevant Twitter ads. Advertisers: Engage me or join them.

#badvertising

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Selling my cozy condo! https://t.co/iD1rCmjECh

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Smoothest of moves, @squarespace

#badvertising

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Just had a phone scammer sit through three repeats of Baby Shark before he hung up. Might be a new record.

Happy Friday!

[Danielle Kayahara @SheTellsJokes]

I made this because sometimes it can be hard to speak the words I want to say, the way I want to say them.

But that doesn’t mean there aren’t other ways to talk about difficult things.

Be kind. Be brave. Reach out.

#BellLetsTalk

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I’m at a point in my career where I’m more disappointed when vendors lie poorly than that they lie at all.

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Reminder: Geotargetting is not a science, it’s an educated mess.

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No one:
Google Ads:

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I will ALWAYS click on the ad for Google Ads instead of using a bookmark. That'll teach'em.

[Danielle Kayahara @SheTellsJokes]

I like clicking on government ads because I like to waste both my time and my taxes.