David Kuchta

Corporate Dave

[Dan Breen @DSBreen5]

El Nuevo was pretty legit. #DateNight @zpleasant @DJ_SWAMPY @DMKucht and J-Clark

[David Kuchta @DMKucht]

@WeissAnnelise if you message me your number I'll send it to ya

[David Kuchta @DMKucht]

@DSBreen5 day! @Tbreezyjr

[Matt Neely @M_Neely]

The hooks are in. It's finally #VolleyballSeason @GEyde @DMKucht @jack_jro @Max_Moki @gina_lang @klarz31 #Dalhousser

[Nick Sirvinskas @nicksirvinskas]

@DMKucht

[David Kuchta @DMKucht]

If you don't know it, you better learn it: P-F-K, Patrick, fucking, Kane. #gamewinner

[Patrick Kane @DrunkKane]

Total bullshit that TJ Oshie isn't playing because of injury, it's cause his mom won't sign the permission slip to play Patrick Fuckin Kane

[Dan Breen @DSBreen5]

Lieutenant Dangle reporting for duty! #Kaner #GoHawks

[Chicago Blackhawks @NHLBlackhawks]

Coach Q said Patrick Kane skated today and it went well. #Blackhawks

[David Kuchta @DMKucht]

@Shawwty_Get_LO wanna watch it? I'm sticking around for a little bit.

[Patrick Kane @DrunkKane]

I need flooding insurance & Buffalo's fire department on speed dial because my all ex slampieces are soaked after that goal

[Coach Q's mustache @CoachQsMustache]

(Mustache stands up & slowly claps) RT @ChrisKuc: When has Tuukka Rask ever blown a lead late in a big game? Oh, wait. #17seconds

[David Kuchta @DMKucht]

“@MyVaIentine: http://t.co/OciogGs2kC” @ShitKZSays

[David Kuchta @DMKucht]

@zpleasant @ShitKZSays @zeeeeeeeeeeeeej With smooth ice, we'll unleash the Zehr and everyone will be in trouble.

[David Kuchta @DMKucht]

First annual Spring Lake Classic champs! @ShitKZSays @zeeeeeeeeeeeeej #SuckItPleasant @zpleasant

[Matt Neely @M_Neely]

My mom orders hot water at restaurants and brings her own k-cups. #GeorgeCostaza

[Not Richard Sherman @ShermanRants]

GRAMMY PREDICTIONS: BEST ALBUM: RICHARD SHERMAN. BEST SONG: RICHARD SHERMAN. BEST METAL PERFORMANCE: RICHARD SHERMAN. BEST CORNER IN THE GA

[Dan Breen @DSBreen5]

So when's the next GAI? @ShitKZSays @zpleasant @DMKucht @Gym_Gro @Rjmadse @JD3Adam @zeeeeeeeeeeeeej #BetterBeSoon

[Sarcasm Machine @Sarcasm_Machine]

If youre ever attacked by a mob of clowns, go for the juggler.