DM DJTrump

Making tabletop great again.

This is a parody account and is not run by, endorsed by, or in any way affiliated with Donald J. Trump or Wizards of the Coast.

[John Lewis @repjohnlewis]

56 years ago today I was released from Parchman Penitentiary after being arrested in Jackson, MS for using a "white" restroom. #goodtrouble

[DM DJTrump @DM_Trump]

Tol'ya my hands were big. They covered up a whole continent. #GrabEmByTheAmericas

[DM DJTrump @DM_Trump]

Let me be perfectly clear. NO MICROWAVE BURRITOS AT THE GAME! For two reasons, obviously.

[DM DJTrump @DM_Trump]

It's total FAKE NEWS that Russia has me on tape saying you should follow @DungeonsDonald . It's absolutely not true.

[DM DJTrump @DM_Trump]

Some beholders are red,
It depends on the season.
Now please look away, I'm committing high treason.
#HappyVladintinesDay

[DM DJTrump @DM_Trump]

In fairness, I thought it was just spelled '2'

[DM DJTrump @DM_Trump]

I can't believe Dragon Magazine gave Bannon the DM in Chief cover! FAKE GAMING. He doesn't pull my strings. He just rolls for me. #Always20

[DM DJTrump @DM_Trump]

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Magic users getting locked up and put on a list? I feel like I should get an Exec Producer credit. #ITrumpFreedom

[DM DJTrump @DM_Trump]

Lots of Kobolds entering our land while our subjects are far more vulnerable as we wait for what should be EASY XP! #BiggliestTruth

[DM DJTrump @DM_Trump]

Yeah I'm going to use my gaming sessions to sell my daughter's clothing line. An Ivanka scarf gets you +20 Nat Def. #ImTheBossNow

[DM DJTrump @DM_Trump]

I made a few rule changes and disconnected my phone and nobody called to complain. #NoControversy #LampOilInYourDrinkingWater

[DM DJTrump @DM_Trump]

Despite whining players, Betsy is now in charge of house rules. All INT stats drop to 5 but all classes get a rank in Divine.

[DM DJTrump @DM_Trump]

These FAKE FILMMAKERS spread lies about gaming being for everyone instead of exclusively my friends. #MancottDG #DontCheckOutTheseDeals https://t.co/cgpJQNakWF

[Dead Gentlemen Productions @deadgentlemen]

DG Newsletter! The new store, and more updates! https://t.co/vrrmTMcNnc

[DM DJTrump @DM_Trump]

People "keep" telling me I don't know "how" to use """quotes.""" I know the "best" quotes. I'm "very smart." #quotetaghashcyber

[DM DJTrump @DM_Trump]

One of my players started singing, "We are the Bowling Green Preservation Society." Those aren't the lyrics, are they? #MyKinksAreYellow

[DM DJTrump @DM_Trump]

Kellyanne said Greyhawk immigration caused the White Plume Party Wipe, but she *meant* White Plume wizard recruitment. FFS people.

[DM DJTrump @DM_Trump]

These notes from the previous DM were very thoughtful and well-written. I won't show you or read them to you, but they were very thoughtful.

[DM DJTrump @DM_Trump]

Gary Gygax is an example of somebody who's done an amazing job in tabletop and is being recognized more and more, I notice. #TrumpBump

[DM DJTrump @DM_Trump]

I'm not power-gaming if I'm the DM! #ImtheDM

[DM DJTrump @DM_Trump]

Blue bolts from the heavens! Lose 22 freedoms! #ImtheDM