@MarcusCVance Kriss signals to me "this is set in a near-enough future you're lucky you aren't seeing an M4", P90 signals "this is the future, specific year is irrelevant"
Your physical stats drop a bit but your mental stats have shored themselves up so anything you used to be able to Endurance through can now be Willed through
My dad texting me to warn me that Taco Bell poisoned a bunch of customers in New York State
My brother in Christ, the safest day to fly in the history of the world was September 12, 2001
every day I clock in and it's good morning Kyle everything is broken. everything fucking exploded over night. Kyle the KDS system is too loud and I don't know how to use an iPad so I can't turn the volume down and the sounds are killing me. It's all up to you Kyle
@SwiftOnSecurity If you spent all day at the egg salad sandwich factory being told "this batch needs to be stirred clockwise ONLY" and "we don't actually have the budget for a paddle, only a plastic spoon", coming home to just make a damn sandwich feels AMAZING
If we were a real country our 250th would mean that all 12 packs include a free bonus can so that I can drink in honor of each of the original 13 colonies
Last night I had a dream a Hat Man came through the bedroom door and went to bite my foot, so I went to bite him back (arms not working) right as I woke up, but I wasn't able to animation cancel during the transition and almost bit my wife