dennis mackeigan

[Alan Garner @AlanGHangover]

Check out my sweet new subwoofer.

[☼ @positivepuzzle]

For every RT this gets, @pedigreeUS donates a bowl of food to starving dogs!! RT it takes 2 secs 🐶 #tweetforbowls

[dennis mackeigan @DMackeigan]

@TaylorJordan16 ❤

[dennis mackeigan @DMackeigan]

“@HornyFacts: I would sleep so much better if you were by my side..”@TaylorJordan16

[dennis mackeigan @DMackeigan]

@liencamelyk lol fag

[dennis mackeigan @DMackeigan]

Ahhhh going crazy!!!!!

[Alan Garner @AlanGHangover]

I just don't have enough middle fingers for today

[dennis mackeigan @DMackeigan]

@TaylorJordan16 you'll be home in no time :) hope your trip is good xo !

[dennis mackeigan @DMackeigan]

Hashtag--shes a depressing tweeter--hashtag--shes all over me <3

[dennis mackeigan @DMackeigan]

That moment when you realize that your only back on twitter to follow the D tweets

[dennis mackeigan @DMackeigan]

If she drives a stick, she wants the D @SheWantYourD

[dennis mackeigan @DMackeigan]

"@MensHumor: Hooking up with an inexperienced chick is like when the new guy makes your sandwich at Subway...a huge mess."

[dennis mackeigan @DMackeigan]

"@MensHumor: If the Olympics were more like the Hunger Games I think I'd probably watch more of it."

[Dane Cook @DaneCook]

This day needs to wrap the f up and get outta my face before I beat the schmaltz out of it.