DonkeyKong MegaCock

1/2 Donkey, 1/2 Kong. The Chosen one,Godzilla cosplayer, Dua Lipa fanatic, Black Pilled Roman Catholic, Blitzkrieg historian, 1st team All American Bartard.

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Ashley ShahAhmadi look alike contest. My apartment tomorrow 9 pm.

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Whoever told me that peptides make your penis bigger is a liar.

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@HunnitLocks @SECNetwork No I am saying the SEC dominates college baseball. Probably going to have 6 different champions in 7 straight years.

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@HunnitLocks @SECNetwork Thoughts on the ACC having 8 teams in and sending 1 to the supers?

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@HunnitLocks Won the last 6 natties with 5 different teams … it’s game 1 of a regional

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If you join a zoom/teams meeting 5-10 minutes early you’re the epitome of a corporate goyim chode

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@EricLDaugh @selinawangtv @1NCRDB1 @camjordan94 thoughts?

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@SandovalC1978 Cakes n Candles WOP

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@ugaandbostonfan @On3 Throwing another tantrum?

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@1tlzp @ugaandbostonfan @On3 @grok what is Kirby Smart’s record vs Ole Miss as a head coach?

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@ugaandbostonfan @On3 Did you throw a tantrum when the players left off this list put belt to Georgia’s ass in the playoffs?

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Drank around the world at Epcot today and I pissed my pants on two separate occasions

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Does Minnie house have a clitoris? @Disney

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@Lance007__ @EverythingRebs I hope you and your 18 followers cosplay traveling to Jonestown Guyana

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@Radeisel @EverythingRebs If I spoke like you I’d shove a grenade in my and and detonate it

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@jeffknox55 Bro post surfing going to a party with Panic with the boys is soooo sick at your hypothetical college. I showed this tweet to my grandfather and he shot himself

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Bitches wear baggy jeans and think they’re trendy

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@JuiceKiffin Why didn’t you buy a black lab lane? Don’t you find that a little racist?