Dyslexic Mentlegan

I am an agent of Chaos in your otherwise orderly realm.

I have a hockey mask and a questionable moral code.

Si vis libertas para bellum. Libertas seu mortem.

[Dyslexic Mentlegan @DMentlegan]

I am agent of Chaos, Glorious Chaos, from which is birthed Change, which, if nurtured carefully becomes Progress, the standard by which the Growth of any individual, organization or even species are measured.

Face it, people, Darwin was right, Chaos IS good for us.

[Dyslexic Mentlegan @DMentlegan]

Chimapzes collaborate with Ozzy Osbourne woulda been just as accurate you damn simiaphobes. I'm just saying.

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[Dyslexic Mentlegan @DMentlegan]

Google Goblins Comic...

I will never look at a sharp stick the same way again.

[Castle Grief @CastleGrief]

Instead of the tired “are goblins evil murder junkies or just misunderstood goofballs” thing:

What’s your favorite goblinkind ecology in a campaign you’ve run?

Where did they come from?

What are they like?

What do they do?

Best answer wins some free original art.

[Dyslexic Mentlegan @DMentlegan]

@Gingerblast My cat gives me that exact same look before attempting to maul my foot again.

[Dyslexic Mentlegan @DMentlegan]

@PissedOffMandaP The shirt causes uneven pressure to be applied to the breast tissue. Adjust the shirt and everything should be fine.

[Dyslexic Mentlegan @DMentlegan]

If you wrap a pile of dog shit up like a Christmas present, it still isn't anything anyone wants to find under a tree.

[Steve @oldguy_steve]

A pile of dog crap is attractive if you're a fly.

[Dyslexic Mentlegan @DMentlegan]

More truthiness from Kamala the Mattress..

https://t.co/a2w0zYVUEr

[Dyslexic Mentlegan @DMentlegan]

Good. Whatever it takes to wipe those shit stains from the face of the Earth.

It cannot happen fast enough.

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[Dyslexic Mentlegan @DMentlegan]

The Canadian people should take note of this. Carney is talking his ass into a hole that might be difficult to get out of.

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[Dyslexic Mentlegan @DMentlegan]

A player used passwall on a castle wall to create a shallow pit, then cast wall of force over the hole he'd made. He cast a maximized, empowered fireball behind it, then dropped the wall of force to create a back draft that knocked the armored tax collectors coach off the road.

[memeslich 💀 dnd memes @memeslich]

What's the most creative solution a player at your table has ever come up with?

[Dyslexic Mentlegan @DMentlegan]

I once had a lizardman swashbuckler based on a frilled lizard and named him Ignacious "Iggy" Brightscale...

No, he didn't live long once the barbarian started to rage.

[Calstaff @CalstaffTheGold]

You may not like it but this is peak lizard man.

[Dyslexic Mentlegan @DMentlegan]

The "Truth" according to Old Joe Pedo, the Magic Wigro*...

* He's a white bitch that violated the constitution for brown criminals from other countries just like a black man did. It's racist to not believe he's honest and genuine.

https://t.co/bYx4S9qY5m

[Dyslexic Mentlegan @DMentlegan]

Don't forget the big fuckin funbags to distract the barbarians and counter their rage bonuses...

Can't forget that important lil aspect of these most evil critters.

Oh, and they can Gate in minions. That's always fun.

[YoDanno #DragonlanceDragonlance @YoDanno]

AD&D’s Nightmares Rise: The Marilith (Type V Demon)

In AD&D, the Marilith isn’t just a demon, it’s a whirlwind of death. This six-armed serpent queen wields a blade in each hand, striking like a storm while her tail constricts your spine. Magic resistance and a knack for darkness and teleport make her untouchable. She casts charm person or polymorph other to sow chaos, all while slicing your party to ribbons. Her abyssal lair is a fortress of traps and demonic allies.

5E might give you a strategy. AD&D’s Type V hisses, “Your blood decorates my blades.” Wizard’s spells? Resisted. Fighter’s charge? Parried. Your cleric’s prayers better pierce the Abyss, or you’re her next trophy.

[Dyslexic Mentlegan @DMentlegan]

Two in the junk and one in the knee. Puts Lumpy down and makes him wish he would die.

[Dyslexic Mentlegan @DMentlegan]

Just say no! Hell no!!

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

Married men only,

What advice would you give to a single man looking to marry soon?

[Dyslexic Mentlegan @DMentlegan]

That's a potential temper tantrum that could be measured in megatons...

One wrong word by the wrong male of the species and there would be a ginger tinged mushroom cloud over that "festival".

[Dyslexic Mentlegan @DMentlegan]

I once dropped an Optimus Prime figurine into a session and called it a Gnomish Battle Golem...

There is a reason all of my players end up hating gnomes.

[memeslich 💀 dnd memes @memeslich]

players will never expect an AT-ST to show up during our dungeons & dragons games

[Dyslexic Mentlegan @DMentlegan]

This has gotta be the most brutal thing I've ever seen...

I love it. This is art.

[Dyslexic Mentlegan @DMentlegan]

You ever notice how the cartel whores of Mexico City never consider the sovereignty of America before tossing a new batch of criminals over our fences?

Why can't we sanction the government of Mexico like that of Russia? Putin hasn't invaded us, has he?

https://t.co/ve1AHa0zYT

[Dyslexic Mentlegan @DMentlegan]

Funny how the greedy old fuck didn't have a problem with Biden or Obama weaponizing trade or the dollar, isn't it?

https://t.co/E1e8uvyx0c

[Dyslexic Mentlegan @DMentlegan]

Translation: It's bad when someone other than a liberal does it.

How often have liberal trash called someone they don't like an agent of Russia or Putin? That's the same thing, right?

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