Devon_mintzes

[Devon_mintzes @DMintzes]

Today seems like a good day drinking day

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You ever look at an actor and go "I bet if you weren't famous we'd be friends"? No just me? Because @Florence_Pugh and I would be like pretty good friends

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No better feeling then a job wanting to hire you on the spot 🥰

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If you're vegan and you get bit by a venomous snake do you not get the anti-venom?

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@McDonalds BRING BACK THE SNACK WRAP PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!

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Don't look up. Pretty good movie seems like a spoof on what's going on today

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When did Two glasses of wine get me buzzed and ready for bed? I used to be able to put at least 1/2 a box of wine away!!

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Binge eating days are my favorite! I have no fear on what I eat🥰

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Has anyone else have trouble sleeping and is extreme anxious the last couple days or are you normal?

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But do I have to work for the next 45 years?

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Anyone who doesn't know yet agreed and I got a dog! Meet Toby I'm obsessed!

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Why is working out so hard to get back into…

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I ask Alex to frequently if he likes me….

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Anyone else just love @Doritos? I can probably eat a party size and not feel bad about it 🤷🏻‍♀️

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If it doesn’t directly effect you why does it bother you?

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Back on birth control and I’m a psycho but don’t worry when the guys at work tell me to calm down I really do 🙄

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I think about the quote”a moment on the lips is a life time on the hips” and then tell myself, hell yea! My hips are great but that was also yummy as hell!

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I love when I make up scenarios in my head and then dwell on it until it physically effects me. I don’t over think, you over think 🤷🏻‍♀️

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Because of ScoobyDoo I love mystery shows!

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I want lash extensions but I don’t want to pay for lash extensions 🥲