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Waiting room etiquette is so important

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@KristenMuszynsk Is it worth the $160?

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Lost this👍🏼

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The one time I am actually trying to type duck in a text and accidentally type fuck and it doesn’t autocorrect to duck... 🦆

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@KuchyMagic This is a timeless tweet

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@Uber_Support I just sent a DM- I know these things take time but am looking forward to hearing back from you

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@Uber_Support I spend over $700 per month on Uber and cannot find a way to contact you about the issue I am having. I have tried the app and my issue is not there. What to do?

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@jontaffer @hulu_support @BarRescue @hulu_support

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... I could go make enough money off that, and not even rap. 📠

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@TalibKweli @donaldglover Couldn’t agree more

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Would love to hear @TalibKweli ‘s outlook on @donaldglover ‘s #ThisIsAmerica

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Musical and Cultural Artistry https://t.co/I7IVeXhvtf

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Kanye knows EXACTLY how to circle himself in hype before both he and his label drop a bunch of music.

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Listening to these guys try to say Antetokounmpo over and over again is going to make me want to watch this outstanding series with no audio.

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@KristenMuszynsk I actually got 4 in a row I just didn’t want to sound cocky.

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When you get two questions in a row on Jeopardy >>>>>

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This is also the best I’m doing at life so please like

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I had a Michigan/Villanova championship game on my bracket. Is that good?

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When the bar has arcade basketball >>

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It's okay if you missed this ... the Lakers did too.