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The love of a Carpenter :)

He's the Potter, I'm the clay.

Solving water crises in Sub Saharan Africa.

[JÉRI @DNjeri]

A friend's told me all of this year, "You only need one great opportunity to succeed. Not two. Not three. One."

[Rach @AdultingADHD @AdultingADHD]

Stories like this make me so emotional, like you’re one opportunity away from your whole life turning around for the better

[Adéṣẹ̀tọ́ @Illusionist_126]

Most real readers had that Dan Brown Phase.

[Josiah @defsnotjoshua_]

Academically, I don’t like this et al.

[SANKEI🇰🇪 @SankeiSaitoti]

I have an ask. I have contributed so much to the Housing Levy since my payslip got robbed. At what point am I going to enjoy the fruits of the 1.5% deduction?

[Siqi Chen @blader]

my 11 year old is taking a public speaking class

they each had to speak on a random topic

today she got 'dinosaurs'

... and ran out of things to say with 30 seconds left

so she says: "and now please join me in a moment of silence for all those dead dinosaurs"

💀

proud dad

[Tiberius @tiberiusfiles]

Whoever decided to allow the timeline here to open for 1.5 seconds before automatically refreshing without any user interaction should never again be allowed a job, in any industry, ever

[Steve Maina @SteveMaina_67]

@okayojoshua @gabrieloguda @gpdkaluma Nyandarua

[Joshua Okayo @okayojoshua]

We have been marginalized, no?

@gabrieloguda @gpdkaluma NO?

[Me4opresident @_siwefodo]

Yes until they gatekeep you from leaving.

[Xylo® @deri_regen]

Kama ni sisi malastborns tunakapitia hivi si firstborns wako karibu kuchizi

[Muriaso @muriaso]

Because when Kabogo became governor he built new hospitals (Gatundu) and upgraded the existing ones (Kiambu and Thika).
Waititu Baba Yao started initiated Bibirioni, Lari, Wangige L4s and Githunguri L5 before he was impeached.
Wamatangi is completing them and other new hospitals he started. By the time 2027 is here, Nyanza will still have 2 level 5 hospitals while Kiambu will have more than 5 level 5s and 10+ level 4s.
Mind you before devolution, Kiambu residents used to seek referral in Nyeri PGH meaning they started their hospitals from ground zero.
That is what we call service to the people. Nyanza has a long way to go until they stop worshipping politicians and seeing them as demigods

[softie✨ @softgirlamy]

Where do you see yourself in 1 hour?

[Out of Context Human Race @NoContextHumans]

I’ve never seen anything more accurate in my life

[Abu Iman @Mr_Guantai]

Entirely unrelated, I'd love to see his house. Where he lives and the kinds of schools his kids go to. Because this level of dedication to stupidity must surely come with immense financial gain no? He must be living the high life with the kinds of people he works for.

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

my age is news to me every single time i remember.

[MATATA MATATA @Matataofficial1]

After a successful board meeting ni kama Matata iko under HEHA management 😆

[Dinah @dinahaddie]

Took the 9yo to the library yesterday. I found a book called ‘Girls Can Do Anything’ and showed it to her. She looked at me kinda blankly and said ‘ok’ so I told her to read the title and she looked a little bewildered and said ‘ok.. yeah.. do people not know that?’

[sammm ☆ @onlysammms]

modern day Aristotle, socrates and plato

[Kamùdù Dragon @Hey__Z]

Leo nmepatana na this teacher that beat me for writing an Insha titled 'Nahodha wa ngotha ' . Basically it was based on a children's novel called captain underpants