Dylan Oswalt

Honesty can keep you safe, but if you can’t be trusted, you trap yourself. -Proverbs 11:6

[Dylan Oswalt @DOswalt777]

Just something real nice about playing the national anthem at 6am on the radio 🇺🇸🇺🇸

[Dylan Oswalt @DOswalt777]

Note to Self: IF you have a open bar tab ....don't let your friends know about it 😑 😂

[Dylan Oswalt @DOswalt777]

The hill took its first victim this winter.... RIP maintenance man's van 😂

[Dylan Oswalt @DOswalt777]

@jesskochheiser I thought so 😂😂😂

[Dylan Oswalt @DOswalt777]

I'm at the point now.... if you make a solid chocolate chip cookie.... i would consider you wifey material

[Dylan Oswalt @DOswalt777]

Congratulations everyone you killed Instagram.

[Dylan Oswalt @DOswalt777]

@MrsTipul no one needs a invite !!!!

[Dylan Oswalt @DOswalt777]

Saw a confused child yesterday... Wearing a Darth Vader mask, holding a pink umbrella, in cowboy boots... #butler

[Lifted Trucks @_LiftedTrucks_]

#Chevy

[Dylan Oswalt @DOswalt777]

How do you explain "trolling" to your parents ? Lol

[Dylan Oswalt @DOswalt777]

Yeah she was a little upset lol 😂

[Taylor Haught @TaylorisHaught]

Omg can't stop laughing st @DOswalt777 snapchat!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 #Sheila

[Dylan Oswalt @DOswalt777]

@jesskochheiser apparently I have no self control when it comes to drinking lol

[Dylan Oswalt @DOswalt777]

@jesskochheiser still a little salty I see 😁💙

[Dylan Oswalt @DOswalt777]

Some people got engaged... Some announced they will be having a baby.. I was just trying to find the best way to tape a 40 to my hand.

[Dylan Oswalt @DOswalt777]

We ain't gotta worry 'bout gettin' dirty
We can do whatever we want
Baby, put your Luccheses on
You know you want to
#betterinboots

[Dylan Oswalt @DOswalt777]

@Run_T3_Run ha I have better ways to waste my time...

[Dylan Oswalt @DOswalt777]

@Run_T3_Run I'm watching modern family because I have no life fuck off lol

[Dylan Oswalt @DOswalt777]

Life's a roller coaster but don't worry I'm tall enough to ride

[Dylan Oswalt @DOswalt777]

If you go to chipotle with a paper full of burritos to order right in front of me just know it makes me want to burn your house down