The Dead Parrot Society

The very finest #comedy clubs ever to have been found in #Teddington.Upstairs in the beautiful #reelroom @Anglers_TW11 Closed at the moment.

[Teddington Together @TeddingtonC]

⭐️ new exciting opportunity ⭐️ calling all local businesses! Come July there’ll be a traders market coming to The Anglers! If you’re interested do fill this form out https://t.co/fQL1u3KlxZ

@TeddingtonNub @TWmagazines @darlingmagazine @RichmondComLink

[Teddington Lifeboat @rnli_teddington]

Fancy a comedy night on a balmy evening down by Teddington Riverside..? Then you are in luck! Few remaining tickets for this Monday @Anglers_TW11 to raise funds for @RNLI. Book here. £20 pp for table for 4. #teddington #comedy https://t.co/P4OSZwYQpP

[Teddington_Town @Teddington_Town]

OneOneFour are offering a takeaway for 2 next Friday and a bottle of wine if you enter this competition!

All you have to do is follow us and OneOneFour.

#oneonefour #competition #fridaynight

[Carl Speck Music @carlspeckmusic]

TONIGHT! Enjoy a sing-along with the #PubChoir at your house! Tune in live on Facebook @thepubchoir from 9pm. Lyrics at https://t.co/QL7jgaAfdi #sofachoir #couchchoir @MakingMusic_UK @isleworthonline @NKingstonChoir @TWmagazines @ChoralFeltham @londonlife2020 @twickerati @stmgrts

[Colliers Launches @Collierlaunches]

PLS LISTEN to John's update on the progress of our crowdfunding campaign.
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https://t.co/lmFBIWRuHp

Help us by DONATING if you can.
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https://t.co/zrVxWc4EJW

We are raising money to keep our Thames family business afloat.

[Led By Donkeys @ByDonkeys]

.@BorisJohnson ignored the gathering storm, downplayed the threat then failed to act. He's not Churchill. He’s Chamberlain.
(Location: White Cliffs of Dover. Sound On. Visit https://t.co/1SeFaSdizQ)

[The Dead Parrot Society @DPS_Comedy]

Rockin' The Lockin is returning on the 23 May from 11.30am to raise money for the @LandmarkArts. The event will be celebrating their 25 years anniversary with 25 local musicians each playing live for 25 minutes. #teddington #livemusic

[CrossroadsRichmond @XroadsRandK]

We now have homestyle, feel-good desserts free to those financially affected by COVID-19 (or £1.50 each). All desserts are made at @Anglers_TW11. To order head to https://t.co/0zuja4vZov or call us on 020 8943 9421. @LBRUT @TeddingtonC @TWmagazines @Teddington_Town @TLTeddington

[Darren Dutton @Darren_Dutton]

Apologies. I don't seem to be able to stop making end credits for the daily coronavirus briefings.

[BBC Radio 6 Music @BBC6Music]

Co-founder of electronic music pioneers, Kraftwerk, Florian Schneider has died at the age of 73.

We'll be paying tribute on-air and compiling 2 hours of your requests this Sunday at 6pm on #NP6Music. https://t.co/KDw3sMOZdy

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[Ruils @Ruils]

Quiz night tonight @RUILS! Just £3 to join in the fun.
https://t.co/H6HZGh4jTD

[Caitlin Moran @caitlinmoran]

Tone-policing a female NHS worker is a nasty look, dude.

[Dawn French 💙🔴🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦🇵🇸 @Dawn_French]

Ere, ⁦@RealMattLucas⁩ , tis the proper Cornish version. Proper job #bakeytater

[Anglers Teddington @Anglers_TW11]

We have volunteered for and teamed up with @XroadsRandK to offer a Food Bank, providing free essential Food Bundles and pub-cooked homestyle Community to local people. Follow th link to reach out or pay it forward to someone in need..https://t.co/1Ns2p5dr1R

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Wondering if the jogger striding towards you is expecting to pass through your body or for you to simply disappear into the air

[Teddington Lifeboat @rnli_teddington]

Teddington Lifeboat Station needs you! Do you know how much kit for a lifeboat crew member costs? How much is a lifejacket? Who are the 2 crew and where are they? If you’d like to help buy a lifejacket for the RNLI, please use this Facebook link. Thanks! https://t.co/CH2HH6GM5n

[Friends of TMH 💙 @LoF_TMH]

Please support our project to provide daily meals to our local #NHS teams. All money donated will help the hardworking @HRCH_NHS staff at #Teddington Memorial Hospital and #Whitton Corner Health Clinic #NHSheroes https://t.co/hCbE9D8Nu6

[Colliers Launches @Collierlaunches]

Did you see us on @BBCLondonNews We’re raising the plight of the river community https://t.co/3lbTMRL8hz

[Hammertons Ferry @Hammertonsferry]

Marble Hill by moonlight #lovewhereyoulive