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[Joe @JoePostingg]

Am I the only person on earth who got through college with a mix of "Doing my own work" and "Dealing with bad grades"

[Kikrispi @kikrispi]

#needthat

[reuben @asscastle5000]

Went to costco with brother and his gf. They were rushing and stressed the entire time like fucking relax. Why does the average person stress themselves out over shit like grocery trips.. you’re in an air conditioned store not hanging off a cliff

[Sportsnet @Sportsnet]

THEY GOT THE HOT DOG IN THE BUN 🌭

[a. @diffident_]

everyone wants an obsessed girl until she can detect a 2% deviation from your behavioral baseline and wants to know exactly what happened at 3:17pm to cause it

[pilsen pete @PCAddict2956]

*taps the sign*

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

That “New driver please be patient” sticker on your car means absolutely nothing to me. You merged onto the freeway. You’re one of us now. Lock in.

[Pela @gvpela]

anoche terminé una serie q miraba todas las noches antes de dormir, 11 temporadas, me siento vacío, es peor q una ruptura amorosa

[nami @sooamiie]

Going to the gym consistently really does make you horny as fuck

[Digi @digiii]

the cool thing about life is you can literally decide you’re so back at 8:04pm on a thursday btw

[AFNYC☆ @afashionistanyc]

You relax for 30 mins after work & next thing you know it’s already 11pm

[Brunch Davidians @the_halfdane]

the fact that this is only the 1st Kirkiversary really illuminates how long this fucking year has been

[H O N E Y @HoneyTooRaw]

adult friendship is basically “i love you, i’m alive, life beating my ass, talk soon.” 😭

[xp @clickbaiitt]

u guys dont understand how much of ur speaking style u lose if u are not having a human conversation for prolonged times, im so embarrassed at how much i fumbled my words trying to articulate basic thoughts & i could tell i sound like youtube shorts bec thats what i watch all day

[maha @mahaaaay]

that man in five fantasy football leagues will save you

[لا حولَ @Idgafwarvet]

(on the verge of blowing my shit off clean) I should start looking into PhD programs

[jax @jaxhatessports]

His words ring truer than ever

[Locke 🎼🔨🍵👻🎤👑 @lockendkey]

Started RDR2 just now can someone explain why my fucking horse keeps spinning it's pissing me off, i'm shooting this dude as soon as I get a new one