Proto Man

My life is none of your business.

[Proto Man @DRNProto]

Just got chased out of 7-Eleven with a broom.

[Proto Man @DRNProto]

@StaticE_Shock I wouldn't be surprised. What do you think he built Eddie for, transporting tools? Yeah, right. Try walking beer cooler.

[Proto Man @DRNProto]

Where did you obtain this information RT @thedailyrobot: familiar, @DRNProto? http://etsy.me/ffEhhU

[Proto Man @DRNProto]

Hey tweeps, long time no see. Sorry about that. It's hard to pay your internet bill when you live in a dumpster... Not that I do.

[Proto Man @DRNProto]

@DRN001 I did that. That was me. You were busy being three seconds away from shooting him in the face while I was rescuing his daughter.

[Proto Man @DRNProto]

@RaeBeta Right? They really captured my dynamic air and chiseled good looks. And my scarf.

[Proto Man @DRNProto]

I'm generally a private individual. I don't really care for the spotlight. That said, you should all buy these anyway: http://bit.ly/aPjMwB

[Proto Man @DRNProto]

@s0nlxaftrsh0ck I'm going to. If it happens again, I'm just turning a blind eye. Not going to have anything to do with it. Nope. I'm out.

[Proto Man @DRNProto]

You hear me? I'm not going to have anything to do with whatever threat to world peace inevitably comes next. Not getting involved. At all.

[Proto Man @DRNProto]

Whatever. So sick of this constant cycle of nearly-identical schemes and predictable outcomes. Next time it happens just leave me out of it.

[Proto Man @DRNProto]

@DRN001 Wait, so that's what happened? Goddammit. It'd been so long, I just assumed you two killed each other. That was a great three weeks.

[Proto Man @DRNProto]

@Captain_Gamer @DrThomasLight is decrepit, @DLN002 is a feminist's nightmare, & @DRN001 is about to get blown to pieces. Same ol' same ol'.

[Proto Man @DRNProto]

Wow, -the- @Captain_Gamer? I'm a big fan- I mean, uh, video games are stupid.

[Proto Man @DRNProto]

@DRN001 I like the part where I kick you in the head.

[Proto Man @DRNProto]

#FF @DrAlbertWily @DrThomasLight @DRN001 @DLN002 @DrCossack.

[Proto Man @DRNProto]

Looking at my page, I just noticed some of my old tweets from a while back are missing. I'm blaming the Russian kid. #neverbabysittingagain

[Proto Man @DRNProto]

Obviously that was my plan all along, to trick Wily to let me watch Kalinka & then betray him. Not just trying to make a quick buck. Nope.

[Proto Man @DRNProto]

@DRN001 Well I was gonna give you a hand when @DrAlbertWily openly came after you for you foiling his plan, but now you're on your own. Bye.

[Proto Man @DRNProto]

@DrCossack Dude, I'm right here. Here, take her, she smells like motor oil and Funyuns. Did @DRN001 blow up your glasses with your deathbot?

[Proto Man @DRNProto]

@DrAlbertWily For future reference, maybe you shouldn't trust the guy who rescued your nemesis & left you for dead to babysit your captive.