Nobody is being gang raped.
Ok, so little girls are being gang raped but it's not that many.
Well, little girls are getting gang raped, and it's a lot, but its not 250,000, its only 50,000.
That's where we are now with the liberals.
In the hierarchy of sports knowledge it goes something like:
1. Howie Schwab
2. Chris Berman
3. Bob Costas
4. Dan Patrick
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1,125. My neighbors dog.
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9,876. My neighbors dogs shit.
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7,456,789. @VinceGoodwill
Former ESPN personality David Jacoby says he’s grown a strong DISLIKE for Wemby after the playoffs. 😬
"I started drumming up a dislike for [Wemby] this summer and now it's just at a million. I cannot stand this guy. I hate his outfits. I hate his face. I hate his hair. I hate everything about him. He's such a try-hard..."
(via @awfulannouncing)