D’Ranch Life

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Little Emmy's 1st shearing. She was such a trooper! I love to finish them off with a little lion tail. 😂

Then there's Sam.

Let's just say, I'm now ready to take a nap after that showdown. His wool is amazing but clipping around his horns is always a fight, and he hates to have his belly touched, so that's fun.

Thank goodness it's only twice a year, my back and shoulders couldn't take more than that. I'm in awe of the professionals who do that daily. You would never have to hit the gym!

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@YUGEBOLZ @grok I'd rather party like it's 1999.

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@OKWildlifeDept Valud question

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@YUGEBOLZ Because weed is readily available.

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I think I actually have a copy of George Washington's recipe for eggnog. If I remember right, there was a lot of alcohol in it.

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Halloween’s almost here… and that means the holiday season is officially kicking off! 🎄✨
To celebrate, we’re giving away one of our brand-new Washington’s Christmas Nog…our 2026 Christmas scent. It’s a rich, cozy blend that smells exactly like the holidays should.
How to enter:
1. Like this post
2. Repost or quote this post
We’ll have Grok randomly pick a winner next Wednesday (11/4).
Ready to get into the Christmas spirit early?

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@realTeresaBruni 💯

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@wake_up_girl_3 Come on Kitty, you're artistic, make them instead! 😂

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@RobertIrwin Well done robert, the snake looked great. 🤭

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@CaryKelly11 Know why most coops don't have mice and snakes? Because the chickens snack on them!

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@jvin248 @PapageorgioWV @grok That's why Ted Nugent has always said squirrel is easy protein in a catastrophe. Millions of squirrels. Only thousands of deer.

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Who else remembers the stool like this when they were a kid? I'm certain my grandmother had one and I would stand on it to help her make bread.

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FREE FURNITURE RAFFLE:

If you RT or QT this post in the next 96 hrs you're entered to win a free one. @grok will pick the winner at 7:45 ET on Halloween.

Handcrafted from American black walnut, built with traditional joinery, delivered before Christmas.

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@thomas_garrard Everything is so hyperbolic these days.

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@SteveLovesAmmo Fuel is the biggest issue. We don't have a storage tank, just some 5 gallon containers. But if things are that bad, I don't foresee us leaving the property so we should be good.

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@TheCyberHouse It's a wonderful Life.

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Their products are so beautiful ❤️

[Polder’s Old World Market @polderfamily]

In celebration of 7k followers we are giving away a Charcuterie for Two Set ($450 value). This five piece set is handcrafted from Cherry wood by our family in Virginia. To enter:

1. Follow @polderfamily
2. Share this post
3. Drop a comment and tell us if you’d keep this or give it as a Christmas gift.

Open to the US and Canada. Giveaway ends 10/31/26.

Thank you so much for being here!

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Good morning beautiful people.
Got milk?

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@WestHardinFan1 $2.25

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@brockpierson Yes.

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@TheCyberHouse Pitch.

Or

5 card draw.

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@beadlizard7 @CrubersGate Nothing wrong with dark chocolate and black coffee LOL

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@harveyspistols 🤣🤣🤣
Noted.