derek

lower east side

[derek @DS5EVER]

This legit happened to me down to the week count…….

[Octavio @octaviodigimon]

This is the type of face that will love-bomb the shit out of you and make you feel the center of the universe for six weeks then disappear, and a year later start replying fires to your insta stories

[derek @DS5EVER]

Updated Slack status to Knicks logo

[A24 @A24]

Kane Parsons is 21 years old.

[derek @DS5EVER]

@TWlTTERTHUG He scored his first World Cup goal 20 years ago to the day that he became the highest scorer at the WC

[derek @DS5EVER]

Every time i think im caught up on Messi lore some new poetic divine-intervention level coincidence drops

[derek @DS5EVER]

Walked by Anna Wintour on the street today in SoHo and snapped the cuntiest film pic of her……

[derek @DS5EVER]

Made a website that maps 89 fashion brands to aesthetic values. Pick any 2 and see what's at the intersection:

https://t.co/isebG1sAw6

[derek @DS5EVER]

@ignifenyx You’ll live

[derek @DS5EVER]

@punishedlinusst And it’s definitely the men breastfeeding babies tweet

[derek @DS5EVER]

@cherdougie North…. Dimes square..?

[derek @DS5EVER]

@poeticdweller Outside Yohji Yamamoto the other day mind you

[derek @DS5EVER]

NYC June 3, 2026

[derek @DS5EVER]

Also none of these words are in the bible

[derek @DS5EVER]

Oomfs company almost rejected my Tech Week RSVP for their AI event because my partiful pfp is Kylie Jenner.......

[derek @DS5EVER]

Yall wanted her to go to ridgewood???

[Meech @MediumSizeMeech]

Dua Lipa’s “Essential NYC List” being a cluster of places nearly all in one neighborhood—below 14th street, I have to laugh.

[derek @DS5EVER]

@joinshiftX Shift

[derek @DS5EVER]

Im obsessed with Obsession i wanna watch it again IMMEDIATELY

[derek @DS5EVER]

YESSSSSSSSSS

[evgrieve @evgrieve]

A Barnes & Noble is coming to 181 Avenue A, b/t 11th and 12th streets in the East Village, later this year, per the B&N website. The 11,000-square-foot retail space at the base of Steiner East Village has been vacant since residents began moving into the new condo 8 years ago.

[derek @DS5EVER]

This outfit will 1000% be recreated this year for gay Halloween

[oh lord @joshhpr]

you can’t make this shit up LMAOOO

[derek @DS5EVER]

Why every time I bump into someone in SoHo with no directional awareness they have a shopping bag from Alo #noticing