David Crozier

I can spell at a 4th grade level

[David Crozier @DSCrozier]

The top post under instagram’s “videos you might like” is just someone cutting into a calzone

[David Crozier @DSCrozier]

@Ryality THIS DID NOT HAPPEN!!!!!!!!! ONLY A BEAKER WAS PURCHASED!!!!

[David Crozier @DSCrozier]

@elenawashington @netflix Signed!

[David Crozier @DSCrozier]

Hey @netflix! You need to renew one of my favorite shows from the past year #AstronomyClub for another season! This show is hilarious, energizing, and important! GET IT DONE! #RenewAstronomyClub

[David Crozier @DSCrozier]

@jimmykimmel i host a weekly “talk show” at my work to help break up the monotony of quarantine for everyone and I have a running bit where I’m coming for your gig and it would be amazing if you could film a 15 second “you will never be me” vid 🙏 anyway hope ur healthy

[David Crozier @DSCrozier]

@Postmates_Help your ‘cart’ API endpoints are retuning 404s - I cant add anything to my cart in the app or on the website 😑

[David Crozier @DSCrozier]

. @planetmoney @theindicator I went as the 😱spookiest 😱 thing I could think of this year for Halloween: The INVERTED YIELD CURVE 📉📈
IT’S COMING FOR US ALL!!!!! ...you’ve been warned

[Elaine Hendrix Ⓥ @elaine4animals]

Watch out for those twins. 👯‍♀️

[David Crozier @DSCrozier]

@theonlyshamsy @ me next time!!!

[David Crozier @DSCrozier]

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[David Crozier @DSCrozier]

@jessica1317 cats

[David Crozier @DSCrozier]

@Ryality Blair Necessities 🧸
Blair Purifier 🌬
Blair Conditioning ❄️
Blair Jordans 👟
Blair ToTheThrone 👑
Blair Force One ✈️
Blair Istotle 🧐
Blair Annette 🎷
Blair Time 🎥
Blair Head 🙆‍♀️
Blair Naked Lady 🎸

[David Crozier @DSCrozier]

@certifiedmadboy Omg 😭😭😭

[David Crozier @DSCrozier]

@tamani_j @theonlyshamsy we were ahead of our time

[Curalate @Curalate]

Dunno about you, but we think that Crimson-Curalate combo is 🔥 Thanks @HarvardOCS @innovationlab @hseas for having us today. #harvardstartupfair

[David Crozier @DSCrozier]

@Ryality Waiting on my follower BUMP from this

[Citizen Queen @CQOfficial]

We are dying to show you guys everything we’ve been working on, so here’s a sneak peek at the next MONTH of releases!!! Enjoy! #CitizenQueen 👑

[David Crozier @DSCrozier]

Pro Tip: Take a moment to journal about tonight when you get a chance. Guaranteed people will ask you about it in the future and it’s better to have something written down you can refer to rather than only talking about how September didn’t have a lot of clouds.

[David Crozier @DSCrozier]

Quality content from a quality little brother

[Wheat @WheatComics]

Why is 6 Afraid of 7?: Oh no. Oh nooooooo.

[David Crozier @DSCrozier]

@WheatComics @TeamCherryGames @asianshack_1 @Brendan_Cave *sigh* baklanava

[David Crozier @DSCrozier]

@Ryality Absolutely!! Let me know when Brittany Surfy, Joan JetSki, J.K. Rowing, Wake Lively (and her sister Lake Lively), Ponda Sykes, Maya Grafalls, Stu BaDiver, and Frida Ving roll thorough!