Devan Reisig

Writer, forklift driver, gamer, security officer. Man of many crafts, master of none. Floridaman.

#iIdentifyasvaccinated

[Devan Reisig @DSReisig]

This has not changed @WhiteHouse so y'all know, and we're all waiting.

[Devan Reisig @DSReisig]

Where you see red, all these people want the Epstein client list

[Devan Reisig @DSReisig]

@WallStreetApes Fuck @totinos

[Wall Street Apes @WallStreetApes]

All quality in America seems to be going downhill

This bag of Totino's Pizza Rolls is from Sam’s Club. There are a bunch of them that are extremely thin, many are abnormal shape

I looked into what’s happening here

It turns out Totino's recently went through cost cutting measures and is now increasing profits by shrinking the amount of filling comes in their rolls

You’re getting less so the company can increase profits

We need laws against Shrinkflation

[Matt Van Swol @mattvanswol]

🚨WOW!!!

A plant manager in South Carolina who had his business raided by ICE says the entire production line is now, "A GHOST TOWN" and no one is showing up to work anymore.

"We went from having 100 employees to 24, it's sad."

He says illegal immigrant women were trying to climb IN THE ROOF RAFTERS to hide from ICE.

In all, 48 illegal immigrants were detained + 2 of the American employers who are charged with stealing the identity of REAL Americans to forge work documents for nearly 50 illegal immigrants.

[Hope X @Xmusknewsx]

Keir Starmer says he will arrest Elon Musk and 336 million Americans for free speech on X.

What’s your reaction?

[Devan Reisig @DSReisig]

@Xmusknewsx @Keir_Starmer

[Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok]

Mike Vasquez was just kiIIed in a car crash in Idaho.

The drunken driver who sped through a stop sign and crashed into him was Nixon Amilcar Ixcoy Lix, an illegal from Guatemala.

Mike leaves behind a wife and three children who will now grow up without their father.

The three kids are in the hospital due to injuries from the crash. Please say a prayer for them.

How many more innocent Americans have to die at the hands of illegals?!

[Tim Burchett @timburchett]

Imagine if the rolls were reversed.

[Wall Street Apes @WallStreetApes]

Paying to park is another scam that’s gotten out of control

I mean look at these parking rates at Seaworld… $42-$67 just to park your car at a place you already bought a ticket to go

This is so out of control in America we even now have to pay to park our cars at hospitals and doctors offices now

It’s outrageous and such a scam. In my opinion it should all be banned

[Devan Reisig @DSReisig]

@DawnsMission @FDArecalls y'all better stop ya shit

[Dr. Dawn Michael @DawnsMission]

🚨 Mind-blowing farmer confession that hits too close to home...

5th-generation cattle rancher Braden Jensen just dropped a bombshell: They injected 525 hogs with a live mRNA vaccine. Just 21 days later:
25 hogs dead outright
55 anorexic and near death
20 lame
12 lost all condition
25 more showing near-death symptoms

This rancher isn’t talking about some sci-fi experiment... he’s describing exactly what countless people have reported after the mRNA shots for humans.

Same spike protein tech. Same rapid, devastating outcomes. Same “safe and effective” sales pitch. What do y’all think about this??

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

Karmelo Anthony supporter: "Kill one of us, we kill one of you. Justice is frontier fckin justice."

[Lozzy B 🇦🇺𝕏 @TruthFairy131]

They just terrorise & assault White kids for fun & they get away with it.

What kind of sick world are we living in.

Our society in the West is in complete moral decay.

Protect White kids from
Black violence.

[Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok]

Black guy PUNCHES a random White man in the face because he thinks he was on Karmelo Anthony's jury selection

He also threatens his life saying, "You gonna die."

How is this not a hate crime? @fbi

[Devan Reisig @DSReisig]

That black man is racist af

[AmericanPapaBear™ @AmericaPapaBear]

This black man is threatening white people not to go outside this weekend because of the jury that found Karmelo Anthony guilty.

He dares people to wear an Austin Metcalf shirt.

All these people know is violence.

FBI might want to check this guy out!

What’s your reaction?

[Mike Levin @MikeLevin]

Scientists at Trump’s EPA say they are being told to make chemical risks “disappear on paper.” Not to study or manage them, but to make them vanish.

When a safety test on a household chemical shows danger, supervisors reportedly ask to keep shrinking the scenario until the poison looks safe.

They have reassigned senior scientists to paperwork and handed life-and-death risk assessments to staff with less experience. They have installed former chemical industry lobbyists to run the very offices that are supposed to regulate the chemical industry.

A gift to industry, paid for with your family’s health.

They are even throwing out research on how certain chemicals hit certain communities harder, calling decades of established science “DEI.”

You can make risk disappear on paper.

The cancer does not disappear.

The birth defects do not disappear.

The infertility does not disappear.

The kids drinking the water and getting sick do not disappear.

The EPA exists to protect people, not to protect the profit margins of the people poisoning them.

Every American deserves to know what is happening. #TrumpMakesUsSick

https://t.co/5DwXgxBybt

[Devan Reisig @DSReisig]

Hey @Keir_Starmer

I live in the United States of America. I have a constitutional right to freedom of speech.

Eat my shorts. Stop protecting your pedophile death cult.

[Basil the Great @BasilTheGreat]

🚨KEIR STARMER COMMITS TO CRACK DOWN ON X

Lib Dem Leader Ed Davey says it's "NOT FREE SPEECH"

Starmer agrees and says we need to crack down on X for whipping up violence

These people are insane
They're authoritarian and dangerous
They must be removed from power

[Devan Reisig @DSReisig]

@WallStreetApes @illinois is such an ass state

[Wall Street Apes @WallStreetApes]

Illinois Democrats are getting ready to force residents to pay registration fees and get insurance on their electric scooters

“If you have an e-bike or electric scooter, you will soon have to register it like you would your car”

The legislation was rushed through and is already headed to the governor’s desk

“Lawmakers talked about the state's first comprehensive framework on electric transportation devices. It would require owners of, say, an e-bike or on an e-scooter that can go faster than 28 miles per hour have a driver's license, title, registration, and insurance. The bill is trying to regulate electric modes of transportation in order to make them safer.

The legislation now heads to the governor's desk.”

I can’t believe it but it’s real

It’s Senate Bill 3336 and related measures like SB 3484, it has passed both chambers of the Illinois General Assembly

The bill creates Illinois’ first comprehensive statewide framework for “micromobility” devices, addressing gaps for higher-powered models that current low-speed e-bike rules

High-speed devices: E-bikes, electric motorbikes and similar that can exceed 28 mph

Owners and operators need:

- Valid driver’s license
- Title (ownership).
1 Registration (fees apply, similar to vehicles).
- Liability insurance.
- They are subject to DUI laws and must generally stay on roads

All Democrats do is charge you for things that used to be free

[NizNellie3 @NizNellie3]

🚨 Wanna puke?

Over 40,000 university professors are here on H-1B visas. That's over 40,000 American academics who are out of a job.

Roughly 72–73% of those are from India.

A Fox News investigation revealed that 90% of H1-B visas from India have been obtained using fraudulent degrees and credentials.

Our Department of Education has an obligation to the U.S. taxpayer to investigate every single professor who obtained a degree from any university in India to ensure that degree is valid. But I digress...

Professor Shayoni Mitra, Barnard/Columbia is FROM INDIA. She teaches "theater."😐

After the October 7 massacres by Hamas, she donned a mask and a security vest, then watched as students violently hijacked Hamilton Hall and held workers hostage.

Students draped in keffiyehs destroyed the building in support of "Palestine." The graffiti they left behind on the walls revealed "Death to America" and support for Hamas.

Police were called and arrests were made.

After the event, Profesor Mitra held a pretend graduation ceremony for the students who were arrested/expelled for rioting.

This campus is about to receive over $1 BILLION in federal funding.

[Devan Reisig @DSReisig]

@britmatters Kill the cutters! Kill the animalisters.