Darian Shimonek

Texan, San Diego living. Wife’d Up. Lover of breakfast tacos. ASU. Forensic Psych Major. Criminal Justice/Justice Studies Minor.

[Darian Shimonek @DShimmey]

Nothing like a side by side to slap ya in the face...

Now v. End of 2018
Down 71 pounds.

[milk @milkstrology]

*person does very bare minimum thing that is remotely seen as nice*

scorpio:

[Darian Shimonek @DShimmey]

@wes_defender Imagine having such a pathetic life that all you have to do is try and drag someone down for wanting their dream wedding...

[Darian Shimonek @DShimmey]

Word around California is that @GavinNewsom is going to issue another shut down for the counties in the purple tier tomorrow or the day after... so I'm confused, you can go to parties without social distancing and wearing your masks but the rest of us shouldn't leave our homes?

[Darian Shimonek @DShimmey]

@RRachel2019 @MalakNicholas @rkennedy5880 And look at the other countries who did shut down for weeks and lock down as recommended. They’re now having to lock down again because it didn’t go away.

[Darian Shimonek @DShimmey]

Can we quit acting like people aren’t allowed to be upset about their lives being negatively impacted by Covid in other ways than dying? Holy. Shit.
She’s allowed to be upset her bridal shower got cancelled because of Covid. Someone doesn’t have to be dying for it to matter.

[ryan kennedy @rkennedy5880]

@JennaCompono talk about your shower getting canceled & too many restrictions?! Maybe if these restrictions were followed by everyone all along, we wouldn't have over 250,000 Americans DEAD.

[Darian Shimonek @DShimmey]

LOVE the growth and change we’ve seen from these two. 🗣

[Darian Shimonek @DShimmey]

@tjcalvin12 @JennaCompono Are you judging based off what you’ve seen on a highly edited reality show that is literally made to bring out the worst in people? Or do you actually know him?

[Darian Shimonek @DShimmey]

I’ve never been so scared to take a midterm before...
how does my professor realistically expect me to be able to remember 161 questions, some essay questions, of information without notes or a book to reference?
... holy crap 🤯

[Darian Shimonek @DShimmey]

How did statistics end up being the easier of my courses this semester? Make it make sense...

[Darian Shimonek @DShimmey]

@RufflesSupport Sooo has production resumed yet?

[Darian Shimonek @DShimmey]

I just need to know.... ARE THERE NO MORE ALL DRESSED RUFFLES IN THE US FOR GODS SAKE!?
@RUFFLES i need answers for my sanity

[Darian Shimonek @DShimmey]

If anyone in the entire US can find bags of @RUFFLES #alldressed chips, please buy them for me and I will venmo you for the cost of them and to mail to me I swear! 😩

[Darian Shimonek @DShimmey]

@RufflesSupport WHAAAAAAAAT!?
I can only compare this feeling to that of a child finding out Santa isn't real anymore 😭

[Darian Shimonek @DShimmey]

Tori vs. Jenny in Hall Brawl. It will forever be my one of my favorite challenge moments https://t.co/5iN5m3KGog via @YouTube

[Darian Shimonek @DShimmey]

@crystalmdiaz_ @M0NIE_s @USArmy @USArmy they need to respond cause we all aren't gonna stop until we get answers.

[Darian Shimonek @DShimmey]

@Uber_Support @angelababicz So now you have to be a celebrity and tweet to get proper customer service and rectification? Ew.

[Darian Shimonek @DShimmey]

@SouthwestAir Yes I’m sorry for the delayed response but I do still need assistance. I still can’t seem to get through

[Darian Shimonek @DShimmey]

@SouthwestAir can I get customer service help? I tried calling the customer relations line and it keeps hanging up on me.

[Darian Shimonek @DShimmey]

@GretaLWall Told ya so.