Dylan Szydlowski

Pro angler and hunter from Callander, ON

[Earl Dibbles Jr @EarlDibblesJr]

Education is important, but goin’ hunting is importanter

[Dylan Szydlowski @DSidz]

@JennSheehan U need to stop tweeting what I say to you

[Dylan Szydlowski @DSidz]

@JennSheehan This is the reason I’ve never made a move on u

[Nipissing Lakers @nulakers]

#Lakers WHKY forward Maria Dominico was named #USports Rookie of the Year and a member of the All-Rookie Team last night in London. #GoLakers #LakersPRIDE #Nipissing 💚💙🏒🌟

[Spratte @sarrpratte]

Confused w/ Trudeau because about a month ago he changed the words of our national anthem and was all about gender neutrality but now he’s all “happy international women’s day” acting as if he didn’t just try to abolish the words he/she

[Jimmy Tatro @JimmyTatro]

My mom is wild

[manda @ammandadaniher]

"She listens to EDM and does meth" "NO SHE LISTENS TO INDIE AND DOES COKE" @DSidz @taylormccharles

[Dylan Szydlowski @DSidz]

i dropped yogurt on my crotch at work, i started to panic and aggressively clean it when 4 engineers walked by my cubicle in shock #fuk

[Dylan Szydlowski @DSidz]

I never realize how weird my voice gets when I talk to my dog until we go for walks and people are scared to make eye contact with me

[Dylan Szydlowski @DSidz]

Homeless people must get so frustrated that camping is something wealthier people do for fun

[Dylan Szydlowski @DSidz]

I can never make meals that take over ten minutes to make because I end up filling up on junk food in the process

[Dylan Szydlowski @DSidz]

I feel like people say everything happens for a reason for an explanation as to why things happen that we don't understand

[Dylan Szydlowski @DSidz]

Always wake up from naps wondering where I am

[Dylan Szydlowski @DSidz]

To the bartender who cut me off last night, my bank account thanks you

[relatable @byreIatable]

highschool: "I have a test this week AHHHH"

college: "I have 3 tests 2 essays and a project I might nap then go party idk yet tho"

[Dylan Szydlowski @DSidz]

Petition to bring back early 2000's punk rock #blackparade

[Dylan Szydlowski @DSidz]

@HyphiGingi65

[Dylan Szydlowski @DSidz]

@HyphiGingi65 Will you be my randy?

[Dylan Szydlowski @DSidz]

Always wondering where I'll be in life ten years from now