dndghits&siggles

Join Morgan (the Mormon Dark Elf) and Ramona (complicated Magical Fighter Elf) for sng on our first ever dnd! We have no idea what we’re doing...

[dndghits&siggles @DSiggles]

@JonDoe598 To be fair, we didn’t do it #shitdmdoes #dnd

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Leave it to Ramona to shoot arrows into the eyes of a dragon, land a nat 20, only to find out the dragon has blind sight. #ffs #dnd #dragondnd #dragon #battle

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The opposition of a food fight is thanksgiving, fact. #shitmorgansays #dnd #morganmoment

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Today’s task: Teach Zombie Werewolves how to give the impression they are breathing….Morgan has an undead army again #MorganMoment #Dnd

[dndghits&siggles @DSiggles]

DM: you found a scroll, a magic scroll, it unleashes a fire elemental.
Ramona (looking for a love interest): is he hot?
Morgan: I mean, technically? #dnd #ShitRamondaSays

[dndghits&siggles @DSiggles]

The better the butt the better you can see -#shitramonasays #dnd #morganbutt #bigbutt

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If he thinks he’s going to get paid for his other half of his job, and he stole our 10K from the original deal, he can suck Mateos d*ck then #ShitRamonaSays #Dnd #DnDcharacter

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“Wait you paid to adultnap us? You already kidnap kids!” #dnd #ShitMorganSays #dndadventure #handraises

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BUT can the purple worm parley? The Knowels did but CAN the worm?? #DnD #adventures #giantpurpleworm

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@Role_Play_Chat A cross between London and middle earth Europe

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@DystopiaDD We always play #dnd once a week on Thursday, but if life gets rough we make a super fun weekend session. And of course- each holiday is a special session in theme of said holiday!

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Apparently when Knowels shoot a message at your carriage...you’re supposed to stop because they want to talk. Not shoot the leader in the face with a fireball...who knew #dnd #adventuresofdnd #ramonamorgan #soapparentlytheyrefriendly

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Don’t we have anything that enhances our level of potions? You know how pouring cheap wine into a Brita filter makes it “better”? #dnd #wineskin #gottawork #ramonathought

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Congratulations you’re stronger than a 3ft gnome #dnd #badroll #buthereweare

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@dungeonsanddraw @Role_Play_Chat We had to save not London from the black goat cult...also we maintained a bar and bookshop with a Goliath who is now our best friend and reads to children on tuesdays.

[dndghits&siggles @DSiggles]

Super excited to announce my younger brother will be tweeting for us next session! You can finally hear all the nonsense we say that we think is hilarious! Be sure to check us out, we also love to hear from you guys! Whats your campaign? #dnd #dungeonsanddragons

[Nintendeal @Nintendeal]

Super Mario Bros. 3 for NES was released 31 years ago today

[dndghits&siggles @DSiggles]

When your counter part calls you by your real name and tells you to bring them back you do it, before they die #dnd #ohshit #momvoice #teachervoice #shefinnadie

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Magical tattoos for the win! #dnd #tattoomagic #more2come