Preshee 🌹⭐🌍

Data Scientist | #MUFC

[Preshee 🌹⭐🌍 @DSilentstunner]

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

[Preshee 🌹⭐🌍 @DSilentstunner]

@JobFound5 Interested

[Preshee 🌹⭐🌍 @DSilentstunner]

@DEO_TechJobs Interested

[Pope Leo XIV @Pontifex]

Jesus tells us today what He once said to Martha, Lazarus’s sister: “I am the resurrection and the life. Those who believe in me, even though they die, will live, and everyone who lives and believes in me will never die.” #GospelOfTheDay (Jn 11:25-26).

[Brown🤎_ @asobolah]

Priest; In a moment of silence, let us present our petitions to the lord...

Me; Dear God I pra...

Priest; "Lord graciously hear us"

[OurFaveOnlineDoc 🇬🇧 🇳🇬 @OurFavOnlineDoc]

Someone is just recovering from hangover of yesterday after many bottles and glasses of alcohol.

They will make a mistake of going into the shower to have a hot water bath.

DO NOT DO IT. DO NOT TRY IT.
Taking a hot water bath with alcohol in your system can make you drop dead.

Repost. Retweet. Help save a life.

[Preshee 🌹⭐🌍 @DSilentstunner]

@ugcatholics Amen

[Raymond Arroyo @RaymondArroyo]

"Start by doing what's necessary; then do what's possible; and suddenly you are doing the impossible."

-St. Francis of Assisi on his feast day

[Trad West @trad_west_]

Many nowadays don't believe in the true presence in the Eucharist

In 1730 thieves broke into a Church in Siena & stole hundreds of consecrated hosts

What follows next not only proves God is truly present in the Eucharist but defies science itself

The Miracle of Siena - a 🧵

[Mr Ijaghare @jibbsXL]

Please help retweet

[Vatican News @VaticanNews]

Pope Francis died on Easter Monday, April 21, 2025, at the age of 88 at his residence in the Vatican's Casa Santa Marta.

[Arinzechukwu @Success_Stige]

NIGERIA HELP ME SAVE MY BROTHER'S LIFE.

This year has been tough for me and my family on Sunday 12 January, I got a call from my neighbors that my brother, who just returned from Village three days before, was found unconscious and unresponsive.

[Africa Facts Zone @AfricaFactsZone]

US Congressman, Scott Perry says USAID funded Boko Haram, which carried out terror attacks in Nigeria, Cameroon, Niger and Chad.

[433 @433]

Man United & Amorim 𝑪𝑶𝑶𝑲 𝑼𝑷 the biggest league win in over 3 years 👨‍🍳🔥

[Adetutu Balogun, MBA @Tutsy22]

Know your genotype now.

AA + AA — can marry

AS + AA — can marry

AA + SS — can marry

AS + AS — can not marry

AS + SS — can not marry

SS+SS — can not marry

Rich + Rich — can marry

Rich + poor — can marry

Poor + poor — can not marry

No work + No work - can't marry

Two idíots - can not marry

Idiot + Wise - can marry

Wise + Wise - can marry but should be ready for war

No work + Working - can marry

No skill + No skill - can not marry

No Education + Education but no work - can not marry

I have not eaten + send account — can marry

Prayer warrior but not working + Prayer warrior but not working -- can't marry

I have not eaten + find something to eat or I will be angry — can not marry

I need ur help + I will see what I can do — cannot marry

Mild tempered + short fused -- can marry

Short fused + short fused = una go die -- can not marry

God Abeg + Hope dey --- cannot marry!

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Orosun✨ @meetwithawele]

My parents do, the only problem is, they can be very dramatic about it sometimes. My mum can start doing some serious sign language because she wants to ask what I will eat while I’m in a meeting.

[Khan 🧢 🌟 @Khanstilldayy]

I’m not your mate if you didnt use this.

[Dr Mohammad Usman Suleiman @mohagirei]

WEDDING IN ENGLAND:
Invited : 60
Present at the church: 60
Present at the reception: 58
Gifts: 58
Missing Items: 0

WEDDING IN AMERICA
Invited: 100
Present at the church: 80
Present at the reception: 70
Gifts: 65
Missing Items: 0

WEDDING IN NIGERIA:
Invited: 500
Present at the church: 65
Present at the reception: 1348
Pledges - 4,000,000 naira
Paid pledges- 120,000
Gifts: 15
Envelopes: 300
Content in Envelopes: 7000 naira.
Missing items: 43 phones:-
324 spoons,
1 cake knife,
One photographer's camera missing.
Girlfriend gone with another guest.
Boyfriend looking for his girlfriend.
Girlfriend looking for her boyfriend,
Remaining gifts missing,
4 people fighting outside,
50 chairs broken,
5 tables broken,
3 decoration curtains missing. Groom's
mother slaps bride.😂😂

[Eva Alordiah @EvaAlordiah]

No one is more confused than the multi-talented person who knows how to do many things, yet never knows what they want to do with their life.