Dianne Sylvan (Taylor’s Version)

Unreliable narrator. Unlikable female protagonist. Tireless crusader for naps. Writer of wrongs. Literally a huge liberal. Trans-enthusiastic feminist. She/Her

[Dianne Sylvan (Taylor’s Version) @DSylvan]

@dieslaughing Holy hell. Pardon while I find my teeth so I can grimace.

[Chris Steffanoni @chris_steff]

There is no secret recipe for good health.
Public health researchers have been studying what makes us sick for decades.

Here are the top 10 evidence-based tips for good health from the public health team at the University of Bristol.
#publichealth

[Pappy Pillé @keithpille]

oh my god we're living out the 80s kids movie trope of "an evil rich guy bought the community center where we hang out and is gonna destroy it"

FUCK we'd all better learn to break dance really fast

[Marianne Kirby @TheRotund]

AND ANOTHER THING: I don't give one single solitary fuck if fatness DOES make people unhealthy. Health is not a moral issue. Health does not determine the value of a human being. If you believe only "healthy" people deserve to be treated respectfully, then you can go to hell.

[CG Drews @PaperFury]

top favourite writer activities are:
1) writing
2) not writing (guiltily)
3) not writing (sleepily)
4) not writing what you're supposed to be writing but instead writing something else
5) finishing writing and being unsure how you actually did it

[Nathan Bernard @nathanTbernard]

This is still the best Joe Rogan take

[James Hamblin @jameshamblin]

So we're all supposed to "prepare for blizzard conditions" just because the scientific establishment and the media say so? And anyone who says it will be sunny and 70 is canceled?
All's I'm saying is, lots of $ changing hands in snow shovel industry. Do your own meteorology.

[Sarah Lazarus @sarahclazarus]

oh no, you say your child read a book with the word “damn” in it during the break between active shooter drills? is he ok

[Kate 🪬🤍🇺🇸 @ImSpeaking13]

CRT isn’t taught in K-12 schools, you’re just racist. Ivermectin doesn’t work. The vaccine is safe. COVID-19 is real and Soros didn’t invent it. Putin isn’t our friend. Books shouldn’t trigger you. Jan. 6 was MAGA. Trump lost.

[Dan Rather @DanRather]

A spirit of goodness and hope. Betty White was much beloved because of who she was, and how she embraced a life well lived. Her smile. Her sense of humor. Her basic decency. Our world would be better if more followed her example. It is diminished with her passing.

[Dianne Sylvan (Taylor’s Version) @DSylvan]

Man, fuck the entirety of this year. #ripbettywhite

[Dianne Sylvan (Taylor’s Version) @DSylvan]

Seriously if it RHYMES it isn’t a Rumi quote. For fuck’s sake. ~Rumi

[Dianne Sylvan (Taylor’s Version) @DSylvan]

I just saw a lyric from an India.Arie song being attributed to Rumi and I kind of want to burn the internet down on both their behalves.

[reyna cervantes @Jfcdoomblade]

Good lord. Fine wines.

[Dianne Sylvan (Taylor’s Version) @DSylvan]

I'm trying to stop in every day or two and catch up on the peeps I've been missing, using a list that severely limits what I see. So far it's helping. Maybe I can be clever again sometime. That was always fun.

[Erin is a witch 🧹🧙‍♀️🔮 @WineStainedLife]

Here’s the thing about @taylorswift13. She puts feelings to melody & brings emotions to life. She has the ability to make you feel a first love, even if you’re single or married, or forever alone. She can give back your youth & make you question it. She’s a fucking great writer.

[Maura Healey @maura_healey]

All I want for Christmas is for President Biden to cancel student debt