Jared Demaray

Analyst | BDR - Grass 🌱 | Snow ❄️
IG: jared_d21

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

THIS IS PETE CROW-ARMSTRONG'S SUMMER.

WE ARE JUST LIVING IN IT 🤯

(via @MLB)

[Josh Barzon @JoshuaBarzon]

A fake real estate agent showed New Yorkers beautiful homes with huge yards, short commutes, and prices they couldn’t believe.

Then they found out where the homes actually were. Their reactions are priceless.

Welcome to Iowa.

[Jared Demaray @DTeam515]

The literal accuracy 🎯

[Dirt Cheap Banks @dirtcheapbanks]

Community banks are the last place in America where a man in a short-sleeve dress shirt can approve a $400,000 loan based on the fact that he went to high school with your dad. There are 4,100 of them left. There were 14,000 in 1984. Every time one gets acquired, a teller named Brenda learns a new software system and a small town loses the only institution that would lend against a combine. The acquirer always says nothing will change. Brenda is gone in eighteen months. The lobby cookies go next. Then the branch closes. Then the building becomes a vape shop. This is not a financial trend. This is the slow administrative murder of the only version of capitalism that ever knew your name.

[Chicago Cubs @Cubs]

The Late Night Show, starring Alex Bregman.

[Jared Demaray @DTeam515]

@charleslivefree @ErinChack This is the exact thing that comes to mind when thinking about TSA pre-check.
Fly every week, never wait long, not worth it

[Jared Demaray @DTeam515]

@eastcobbob @Ky1eLong Themselves my guy, themselves. It’s that simple. Past “x” age, being cool is irrelevant for any decent standing, contributing member of society

Guilty for being poor as well

[Jared Demaray @DTeam515]

@RodneyLeonard17 @Matt_Fortuna Fowler is not it and has never been it.

[Jared Demaray @DTeam515]

@Jamie_Weinstein @realEstateTrent Underrated comment.

[Jared Demaray @DTeam515]

@AJManaseer As an analyst, there is no situation where any vendor increases their value. All risk
They will hire from this list, cut SOW corners all over to make a dollar. Degeneration will set in year one, be hard to see unless you’re an expert. Perfect timing for 28’ lipstick on a pig

[Hayden Demaray 2026 LB/ATH @haydendemaray]

Clips from Shrine Bowl game
Iowa Western Freshman LB
Full Qualifier @ReiverFootball

[Big Ten Conference @bigten]

The winningest coach in Big Ten football history.

@HawkeyeFootball x @TheIowaHawkeyes

[Freddy🇩🇪 @FreddyLA7]

Our first MLS game ever. Nashville against Atlanta. We had regular seats, but then the owner of the club invited us up to his suite to watch the game there. It‘s so insane how nice everyone has been to us in this country.🇺🇸

[FOX Sports @FOXSports]

You want to do something that’s never been done? 🇺🇸

Samuel L. Jackson gets us ready for @USMNT vs Belgium

[NEWSMAX @NEWSMAX]

SHIP SHAPE: Tall ships parade under flyovers in New York harbor and along the Hudson River during the International Parade of Sail, part of Sail250, a gathering of tall ships and military ships Saturday in New York City. 🇺🇸
(📸: Associated Press)

[U.S. Soccer Men's National Team @USMNT]

Everything we need is right here with us.

The postmatch speech from Mauricio Pochettino. ⤵️

[Jared Demaray @DTeam515]

@PriteshSMB @rajchudasama The individuals targeted for these locations are not looking to drive into DSM, even if 5. (Actual 10 min)

The Sportsplex probably plays a large role in their strategy when they started the endeavor.

[Jared Demaray @DTeam515]

@OofOsaurusMex @HiMyNameIsSeton No disrespect to J. Strong here, but @IanDarke on the USA call just hits on a different level
My 🐐

[Jared Demaray @DTeam515]

@FreddyLA7 Iowa bro, the middle of it all

[Jared Demaray @DTeam515]

And this is why he’s on no relevant sports platform period ….

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Emmanuel Acho delivers the hot take of 2026, saying the WNBA 'would be better off without Caitlin Clark' since she's now just a 'distraction'

[Hawkeye Historian @Hawk_Historian]

When you’re on vacation and see someone else wearing an Iowa shirt