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[MattGaetzDUI @DUIMattGaetz]

US President? I’m personally too young for JFK, but I get it. Pics are too low res for me. It’d be like watching porn today in 480p. 4k makes 480p look like SNES Super Mario World.

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What is the highest level of political office you’ve ever jerked off to?

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US State Governor? Does Lisa Ann as Sarah Palin count? Shit, even Tina Fey’s impression worked for me.

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@peta @MELobsterFest What’s her @?

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@atrupar Jump

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@FBILouisville @phillipmbailey @ICEgov 👅🥾

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@DailyLoud Cum and take it

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Are we going to ignore the fact that an Epstein was on the DC flight that went down?

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@MeidasTouch

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Little @marcorubio is like 5’2”

Is that not a DEI hire for little people?

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To all the haters out there saying “jail”, get fucked

#teamdrake #DiddyFreakoffs

https://t.co/A2Uq4pLwuV

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Gonna rizz up @SenatorCollins at my confirmation hearing

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Big day for ya boy

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When people ask why I haven’t gotten the vaccine yet…

I tell them I’m waiting for the crowd to die down.

#COVID19 #vaccine #Pfizer #Moderna

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God forbid I pay for women’s travel, lodging, food, and pussy

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Pray for me while I have to quarantine from #Ernesto
#MattGaetz #Covid19 https://t.co/pbwX4zCnuD

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So every time Dem engagement dips, they blood sacrifice?

[Tom Bonier @tbonier]

One more note. In May and June, when Dem voter registration had bottomed out due to the pandemic and GOPs were outregistering Dems, it was the George Floyd/BLM demonstrations that created a huge Dem voter reg spike.

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When is @Snapchat going to release a cumshot filter?

[MattGaetzDUI @DUIMattGaetz]

Waves should always be blue. Green/teal/clear is okay too.
Red waves are for your period. Keep your blood off my ballot
#vote