Duncan Wood

Lawyer @ Dubai Government ; legal projects, tech & innovation. CIPD lv7 qual, 911 driver, single malt drinker and Spurs sufferer.

[Duncan Wood @DUNCJWOOD]

@CoysNews Romero wouldn’t have played today anyway with an international break coming up!

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Robertson is a mistake waiting to happen every game.

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100 million pound footballer can’t volley ball clear on goal line🤦‍♂️

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@Jonhstb I keep telling myself there cannot be an infinite amount of ways we can be spursy, at somepoint it’s got to stop.

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Forgot to put a fantasy football side together for the first week of the season, just like Spurs forgot to field one too for their first game. 🤦‍♂️ so back to reality 💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼

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@imjameskevan Look it’s Beyoncé i feel sorry for, she’s got to do two shows a day forever to pay for this shit

[Dominic McGregor @DominicMcGregor]

It’s very clear to see how terrible British mentality is.

The UAE are covering the cost of tourist who have had their travel disrupted.

Hotels, flights all in the name of helping.

Meanwhile in the UK we are questioning if we should help British citizens in Dubai because some of them might have left our country due to tax.

We are such an unserious county.

We were once the biggest, most influential global powers.

Now we are throwing our own citizens on the fire because they chose a different nation to live in.

We are in a race to the bottom on our nations brand and reputation.

It’s sad.

[Duncan Wood @DUNCJWOOD]

Get Biss a new contract with an unlimited amount of balloons 🎈

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Spurs look like they met for the first time this morning at the dog and duck, got half cut and decided to have a kick around. Useless.

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In what other industry would you be paid £100k a week and not be able to do the basics required of you? 🤦‍♂️

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Getting round this city is becoming impossible. Spend most of my life in traffic now. 🥺

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@TheSpursWatch If we’d have defended like that at primary school I wouldn’t have come in the week after for fear my teacher would end me. Utterly useless. Who’s coaching them to defend like that?

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What’s wrong with just clearing the ball? Putting your foot through it? I just don’t understand this ridiculous playing out from
Bad situations and making it worse!

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Please move Xavi to the 10 for the love of god

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I’d have taken a draw before the game. Decent result. Kudus, Xavi are awesome. We need a better number 9 someone who can make the ball stick. We need a LW still and what is going on with Muani? Probably edged it just but draw fair result. #COYS

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Reffing this season is an absolute joke so far.

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Now we’ve discovered Solanke is made of glass surely we need to look at maybe a striker on loan? Can’t rely on Richy being either available or consistent for whole season.

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Still Spursy and the curse continues 🤯

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Here we go again… sucked in once more… the hope… the dreams…. The crushing downs. Another season. another rollacoaster on this batshit ride. COYS!

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At this stage I'm fully behind hulk hogan for the team talks alone! Can't be any worse. #hulkin