Lord Darren Valsler

Hi I’m me! ok to DM me if I dont like it I won’t reply! have fun, be respectful. Started my sober journey Sept 22, #RecoveryPosse

[Lord Darren Valsler @DValsler]

At 124 days sober, I had a real urge to drink this evening… I took myself away and sat on a bench. The urge was worse than when I first stopped drinking. I spent 40 mins talking to my self and I have to say I didn’t have a drink. Just when I thought I was miles ahead… ouch

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@AntiWokeMemes I speak on behalf of the white men in the world. I would like to say thanks 🙏 we will pass this one over to the black community.

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@saniyafatma1278 Back to school you go might I suggest infant school level maths to start?

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@peanut737035086 @AntiWokeMemes Back I my day we had Wonder Woman… now we wonder if it is a woman!

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@AntiWokeMemes Yes to get into it !

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@sadiafatma1278 It’s 18 simple

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@TomK_Brit1993 Butler

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@benonwine 1972 lada (not even a sporty one)

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@Eman5695 Smells like fish, tastes like chicken that’s the place you put your dick in 👍

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@Simi_2210_ The skin

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@clumsyoaf33 @Amelia1717139 Reported

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@Eman_8282 How do you look? Errr not being rude but like an AI picture errr with makeup on 🤷

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@benonwine The uk government

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@MahikRani50377 Mind your own business !!!

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@_josephine0_ A result !!!

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@Kristinartz The wife 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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@Matt_Pinner A kick in the bollocks

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@TheBritLad I’ll take the second as a spare just in case!!!

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@SarahWorkx 💯

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@Jennnyyyyyy It’s 18kg
Tiger 36/3=12
Deer… tiger (12) so deer =10kg
Deer and two lions =46kg, 46-10=36
36/2=18 so lion is 18kg

[Lord Darren Valsler @DValsler]

@_Afcbanks Yet again The gone ers have let a huge lead slip!!! Yet again it was yours to lose and yet again it looks like it’s gonna happen again. The biggest bottlers in premiership history!!! Not abuse just fact!!!