Ancient Device

[Ancient Device @DWDDWW]

You've got a question burning to be asked. But I've just returned from a chat with world Tic-Tac-Toe no. 2 Hikaru Nakamura. And I haven't a word left in me

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World Tic-Tac-Toe no. 2 Hikaru Nakamura

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I wish I could live in the orderly, sensibly whimsical bourgeois world implied by IKEA's designs, promotional photos, tastefully lived-in walk-through in-store model room mockups with fake books, cafe-restaurant, lingonberry fountain soda, and swedish meatballs with cream gravy.

[Ancient Device @DWDDWW]

How is it possible that I am the same species as people who like this

[Time Capsule Tales @timecaptales]

Although the song "Rock Lobster" was released in 1978, it only truly exploded onto the US Billboard charts after the band's wild, energetic live performance was broadcast live on SNL on 01/26/1980.

[Ancient Device @DWDDWW]

This week I realized there are two copies of 2666 in my house. And we don't know which is whose. If anyone's

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"I love the passing of time"

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@Post1000Tension I can't. I'm a schlub

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Hub wanted subs

[Frank Frankstopherson @WonderWomaNinja]

Do other moms pass up getting things for yourself because you see how expensive it is? Hub wanted subs for dinner tonight so I get them for kids and him and just 3 little ones is already $18.. his is $10.. plus tax. I say no thanks, I’ll eat leftovers. So I don’t get a sub sandwich because I don’t think I should be wasting money like that. (Even though it’s my husband’s money) 🫤 which then makes me feel left out but really it’s my own choice, but I feel like we really shouldn’t be paying to eat out at all so I’m the one sacrificing and being financially responsible. Am I alone in this? What would you do?

[Ancient Device @DWDDWW]

How does Montreal not have a furry convention. You'd think we'd be the furry capital of Canada

[Ancient Device @DWDDWW]

My name is Ceaseless Trickery. My father was a cudgel and my mother was a scythe. When I was young I could eat from the patch a whole head of lettuce. And when I grew old I tended to the patch myself. And the newly young took lettuces from me. And all I could do was watch

[Ancient Device @DWDDWW]

Great clown Pagliacci is in town. Go and see him. He will perform his famous joke about confessing suicidal depression to a doctor

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@godchersatan @fullylawful "$1"

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@nocluenoproblem No

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@yaffenaff He was offended. You let your stickers fade

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Even in your absence I can still feel your shape

[Ancient Device @DWDDWW]

Personally while the roster's very uneven and studded with duds I think limoncello peach-pear and key lime are great seltzers.

[Ancient Device @DWDDWW]

I'm never sure if La Croix tastes like water someone left next to the ghost of a memory of a dream of flavor jokes are coming from non-seltzer types with tastebuds destroyed by soda or sneering seltzerhead elitists righteously tearing apart the leading brand

[Ancient Device @DWDDWW]

It is genuinely unbelievable to me that there are people who manage to do things every day

[^_^ @misandrism]

As a three day weekend approaches I must ask . Has the “I just need a day where i do nothing like just decompress and stuff” type mindset ever once led to a positive outcome. For anyone

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Even in your absence I can still feel your shape

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Excuse me