David Windmueller

Thought Criminal | Political Atheist | Engineer

#Quakes74 #VamosSJ #2A

[David Windmueller @DWindm]

Loan El Salvador a couple B-2s.

[Nayib Bukele @nayibbukele]

Nou kenbe pwomès nou…

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Pifò ladan yo kouri ale san yo pa menm eseye goumen.

Ala lach yo lach! 🥲

[David Windmueller @DWindm]

The Mortifactors are a Second Founding successor of the Ultramarines. Sasebo Tezuka founded them on Posul, a feral night world that was later destroyed. They wear black and bone, and their fortress-monastery is the Basilica Mortis. They follow the Codex closely in how they're organised, but Posul's death-cult culture shapes their rites: death-trance meditation before battle, taking skulls, and Chaplains drawn from Posul's priest class. Sources also note night fighting as a specialty.

**Primary traits**

- **Zealous (3):** Their Chaplains preach that death unites them with the Emperor. Before battle they enter a near-death trance to learn how He would have them fight. Their Chaplaincy once fell into a seven-day trance and declared Armageddon the "Last Battle", and the whole Chapter deployed (*Deathwatch: Rites of Battle* pp.57–58; Third War for Armageddon).
- **Distinct (7):** They're Codex-organised, but their look and rites set them far apart from the Ultramarines. Other Chapters regard them with suspicion as near-heretical, even though they're steadfast loyalists (*Rites of Battle*).
- **No mercy (7):** After battle they drink their enemies' blood, eat their flesh and flense their skulls for trophies. Neophytes who haven't made a worthy kill, called the Faceless, are treated as expendable (*Rites of Battle*; *Taker of Heads*).
- **Fatalistic (8):** The Chapter's culture centres on death and an afterlife feast with the Ultimate Warrior. They commune with the dead in their trances and fought Armageddon as the prophesied Last Battle (*Rites of Battle*; Armageddon material).

**Differences from the Ultramarines** (scores are Ultramarines vs Mortifactors)

- **Calm, 7 vs 4:** Their Posul tribal culture and their flesh and skull rites mark a hotter temperament.
- **Open, 7 vs 5:** Their cult practices and the suspicion other Chapters hold toward them point to a more closed culture.
- **Pragmatic, 7 vs 3:** Their death-cult faith and prophetic Chaplains outweigh practical reason.
- **Mission over civilians, 2 vs 4:** Treating the Faceless as expendable shows a weaker focus on protecting life.
- **Humility, 2 vs 5:** Their focus on death and the afterlife takes the place of the Ultramarines' pride as an exemplar Chapter.
- **Passionate, 3 vs 5:** Their blood and skull rites show more open emotion.
- **Roams, 4 vs 6:** They deployed as a whole Chapter to Armageddon, then fought at Tarsis Ultra, in the Achilus Crusade and on Vigilus, and Posul is gone.
- **Faith, 5 vs 2:** Prophetic trances and Chaplain-led worship lean them toward faith over technology.
- **Elite, 3 vs 6:** They recruit only from Posul's mightiest tribes, and Neophytes stay Faceless until they're Blooded.
- **Distinct (1 vs 7), No mercy (3 vs 7) and Fatalistic (4 vs 8)** are the primary traits above.

**Lore depth:** Moderate. The main sources are *Rites of Battle*, the Third War for Armageddon material, *Warriors of Ultramar* and *Taker of Heads*.

**Sources:** [Lexicanum: Mortifactors](https://t.co/uN6hLOQBnN) and [Lexicanum: Ultramarines](https://t.co/irlFBhTSIC)

[David Windmueller @DWindm]

@UncleChaps @StevenCheah Happy Birthday Teufel

[Dez Bryant @DezBryant]

Whenever I hear coaches talk like this..I feel like I was robbed of my career! Turn up Coach Coen!💪🏿

[David Windmueller @DWindm]

@ESPNNFL @AdamSchefter Exactly

[Steve Wyche @wyche89]

Trevor has become one of my favorite follows. Drops dimes like this all the time.

[David Windmueller @DWindm]

James Gladstone is going to nuke the NFL. #DUUUVAL

[David Windmueller @DWindm]

@Jaguars Same genius energy

[David Windmueller @DWindm]

@Jaguars Same genius energy

[David Windmueller @DWindm]

Sorry @Duke_Lucas_

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Trade: Falcons are sending former Pro Bowl safety Jessie Bates to the Jacksonville Jaguars in exchange for a 2027 2nd-round pick and a 2028 5th-round pick, sources tell ESPN.

[David Windmueller @DWindm]

@IlliniDan2 @TheCatholicEngr Imagine being a blend of both 😎

[Myself @ZayJspx]

@CorbyVo white women when you build the most prosperous civilization in the history of mankind and then give them the right to vote

[David Windmueller @DWindm]

Hey @Georgia_AG , why don't you get on this before you give up your seat.

[Attorney General James Uthmeier @AGJamesUthmeier]

Law-abiding Floridians may possess SBRs and SBSs without NFA registration, a tax stamp, or fear of prosecution under Florida law.

We are issuing guidance and will not defend a conviction on appeal. This office will always defend the Second Amendment rights of peaceable citizens.

[Jacksonville Jaguars @Jaguars]

Congratulations to United States Marine Corps 2nd Lt. @rayuanlanelll, our 2026 NFL Salute to Service Award nominee! 🫡

[David Windmueller @DWindm]

@Noctvrals Yes, it's definitely the racists in Florida voting in a Black governor.🤡

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@FlannelMan25 @sebastkamilo @Focus_entmt Yeah, some are legit the best option. But for the way I play, the combi-flamer is not my best option.

[David Windmueller @DWindm]

Ugh, the worst part of this election so far is watching all the bitchass liberal dudes I know grandstand like post menopausal women.

Have some dignity. You're embarrassing.

[David Windmueller @DWindm]

@sebastkamilo @Focus_entmt Heroic weapons are not supposed to be better overall weapons than Relic. They simply offer an element that some players can take advantage of.

[David Windmueller @DWindm]

We went from funding Nazi battalions to torturing children. 🇺🇦 #SupportUkraine

[Glenn Diesen @Glenn_Diesen]

A torture chamber of Zelensky was uncovered near Kiev, where over 40 mobilised men were held captive by Ukraine's National Guard. The youngest victim was reportedly just 14 years old. There is now great outrage and riots in Ukraine against the henchmen of Zelensky and NATO.

[David Windmueller @DWindm]

@Jaguars YUT!

[Trevor Bortles @TrevBort904]

Shad Khan rolling into Colts Hate Week without a care in the world. 💀🥤