Dennis Wyatt

Widowed father of 3 - grandfather of 5. Born and raised in Georgia, currently in TN enjoying the mountains! Retired Vet #SemperFi

[Hammering Hank 🔨 @hammeringhankk]

NEED MORE RT's⬇️⬇️⬇️

[Dennis Wyatt @DWyatt1959]

@Jimmy56caldwell Jimmy, I hate that Trump-loving SOB more than I hate the pharmaceutical company that sold my late wife’s medicine… Ultimately causing her death.

[Dennis Wyatt @DWyatt1959]

This is your daily reminder that Tom Brady is a bitch.

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I wished they showed porn at halftime of games.

[Dennis Wyatt @DWyatt1959]

Is Elon Musk the anti-christ?

[Dennis Wyatt @DWyatt1959]

@ThomBrennaman51 @Yastrz1Marshall @LorenzoRossi69 @rodenslinger @Keith16Chester @RickyHigdon65 @RandywannaHandy @Whitlockfamof5 @ShoemakerKeith_ I watched the USA get bent over in “football” this morning. In need of a drink. Just made my homemade hummus from fresh pine nuts. Will be over shortly with a pure Cabernet Sauvignon to pair with.

[Dennis Wyatt @DWyatt1959]

@RaphaelJ0hnson Still at bar. Ready to drive. Libido (natural sex enhancer) is alive & thriving. Wish Abigail was here to get some.

[Dennis Wyatt @DWyatt1959]

Meeting a friend for a drink tonight. Driving home will be fun.

[Dennis Wyatt @DWyatt1959]

@HyattCraig My players weren’t allowed to wear jewelry or anything flashy. Baseball isn’t a pussy sport like soccer. Keep your earrings & chains at home because it won’t help you hit back side ground balls and get the runner over.

[Dennis Wyatt @DWyatt1959]

@ThomBrennaman51 @HyattCraig I’ve had enough of these pretty-boys playing baseball. Earings, long hair, high socks. Enough is enough. These kids wouldn’t touch the field if they were on my team!

[Dennis Wyatt @DWyatt1959]

@ThomBrennaman51 I’m the reason the war ended.

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@ThomBrennaman51 @RaphaelJ0hnson @realDailyWire Tomas, all disrespect intended, fuck your blue wave.

[Dennis Wyatt @DWyatt1959]

@brianna_lang10 I learned the trick when I met her in at the local Big Lots in 1971.

[Dennis Wyatt @DWyatt1959]

Done this trick many times. Hands in pocked = Hiding boner. Classic move.

[Everybody Loves Chris 🏆(🦅2-3) @SoLaidBack_]

The ol hands in the pocket trick

[Dennis Wyatt @DWyatt1959]

TNF, fried chicken from KFC, joint in the ash tray. Can I be more American? (I voted for Trump btw)

[Dennis Wyatt @DWyatt1959]

Just heard Mariah Carey’s “All I Want For Christmas Is You” in Costco. My day is fucked.

[Dennis Wyatt @DWyatt1959]

My sweet ball of fur, Muffin, does this! Madd me chuckle so hard my hernia ruptured one time.

[Dennis Wyatt @DWyatt1959]

@DewieHippo Listen here boy: I recently bought a G-Shock Casio MR-G Ayasugi Gassan 40th Anniversary Limited Edition Watch because of my wife’s life-insurance policy. It’s an $8,000 watch, but is priceless to me because she paid for it with her life.

[Dennis Wyatt @DWyatt1959]

I owe my bookie $28,000. Luckily, with my wife’s life-insurance policy, I have $8.2 million in the bank.

[Dennis Wyatt @DWyatt1959]

@lowkeyalbert Then they grow up to leave you, your wife dies, & you end up smoking weed nightly watching the stars.