Vernon Whitlock

Alabama. Roll Tide.

[Vernon Whitlock @Whitlockfamof5]

With my good friend Marshall tonight. Good to catch up and talk shop and life.

[Vernon Whitlock @Whitlockfamof5]

I wish @ThomBrennaman51 would leak the Taylor Swift AI photos

[Vernon Whitlock @Whitlockfamof5]

Folks down in the SEC better get to know the name Courtney Morgan. He was once Washington’s GM and now he followed new coach Kalen DeBoer to Tuscaloosa. He is a real go getter and a huge piece to keep dominating the recruiting trail @SSN_Alabama @BOL_On3 @ThomBrennaman51 #tide

[Vernon Whitlock @Whitlockfamof5]

Breaking: Former 4⭐️ OL from Arizona has entered the portal. He was once committed to Alabama. Should be top priority for the tide to get after losses to the offensive line this portal cycle. @SSN_Alabama @BOL_On3 @ThomBrennaman51

[Vernon Whitlock @Whitlockfamof5]

Breaking: Elite 4⭐️ edge player Noah Carter is expected to land at the University of Alabama after previously committing to Washington. Huge pick up for tide if true #tide @SSN_Alabama @BOL_On3 @ThomBrennaman51

[Vernon Whitlock @Whitlockfamof5]

BREAKING: Former Alabama commit and class of 2023 WR Ryan Williams is in Tuscaloosa per my sources @SSN_Alabama @BOL_On3

[Vernon Whitlock @Whitlockfamof5]

@ThomBrennaman51 @on3 Good work Thomas

[Vernon Whitlock @Whitlockfamof5]

@graywilliamss Who the hell is Coleman

[Vernon Whitlock @Whitlockfamof5]

@ThomBrennaman51 @SSN_Alabama @rollbamaroll You’re an ass Thomas

[Vernon Whitlock @Whitlockfamof5]

@ClayTravis @Outkick @JoeKinseyexp Hey clay fuck, all this talk about Brandon miller. Thoughts on the jalen Carter situation? Or you just going to keep using your platform for bias bullshit #dumbassclay

[Vernon Whitlock @Whitlockfamof5]

This is some bull shit “straight outta coaling.” Mr. Phillips your messing with the wrong mama jama. I hope you don’t cross my path one day because I’d have to set you straight son.

[Ryan Phillips @JournoRyan]

Straight Outta Coaling 💀

[Vernon Whitlock @Whitlockfamof5]

@abc3340 @ThomBrennaman51 your dumb President.

[Vernon Whitlock @Whitlockfamof5]

Hey ladies and gents. Sorry for the prolong absence. I got put in prison for putting Jean back in her place. But anyways Rocky Top won me money tonight. Fixing to go drink a cold beer.

[Vernon Whitlock @Whitlockfamof5]

@LorenzoRossi69 @ThomBrennaman51 @rodenslinger Oh Lorenzo. Always sticking nose where it shouldn’t be. #BlueWave2024

[Vernon Whitlock @Whitlockfamof5]

@ThomBrennaman51 @rodenslinger That “blue-haired” pussy is my beloved wife Jean you fart knocker. Go to hell Thomas.

[Vernon Whitlock @Whitlockfamof5]

@ThomBrennaman51 @rodenslinger Lick my taint! We are coming for war!

[Vernon Whitlock @Whitlockfamof5]

@ThomBrennaman51 @rodenslinger Thomas buddy. We are the woke left. We just pissed off the fascist right political group. Let’s drink a beer and rejoice.

[Vernon Whitlock @Whitlockfamof5]

I hate BG (Brittney Griner)

[Vernon Whitlock @Whitlockfamof5]

@ThomBrennaman51 @RandywannaHandy @WaylonC64 @LorenzoRossi69 @Yastrz1Marshall @rodenslinger @Keith16Chester @RickyHigdon65 @ShoemakerKeith_ @DWyatt1959 Hey Waylon, I don’t think you have met my long John silver. It did a number on your sad wife.

[Vernon Whitlock @Whitlockfamof5]

@RaphaelJ0hnson @ThomBrennaman51 @Yastrz1Marshall @LorenzoRossi69 @rodenslinger @Keith16Chester @RickyHigdon65 @RandywannaHandy @ShoemakerKeith_ @DWyatt1959 The only thing manly about you is your wife.