Dazza Yoghurto

Wrestling mark. Shite FPL player. Autistic grown up.

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@IanColdwater Exhibit A: Malcolm in the Middle’s Krelboyne class.

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@Frankillz1 @historyinmemes Was thinking the same. If it’s just in a high interest savings account and you return the initial amount in full, surely this isn’t classed as stealing..?

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@LukeTheNuke180 @CodyRhodes @WWE @WWEUK On behalf of the wrestling marks, we need the 3 bangs of the steps as you go up onto the stage next time 😂
Would the PDC spring for a Littlervator?

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@WrestleTalk_TV Full circle from Cody playing darts vs Ariel. This was great, he’s just missing the triple slaps to the steps as he walks on stage.

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@scttfrnks Any time I hear someone say “hyperbole”, I like to imagine they think it’s like an even bigger version of the Super Bowl.

Wait, it is “hi-per-bo-lee”, right..?

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@G_mble9 Read by Aitch, speaking into the camera from various angles around the city.

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@skyenotruby Blazin’ Squad Reunion Tour.

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@aboveaveragefpl @BakerFPL343 My goal for this season was to listen to fewer podcasts and be less consumed by FPL. Huge red arrow on that one thanks to you boys and the fellas at FPL Wire. Enjoy tomorrow’s stream and the summer break.

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@LouisPeitzman Every birthday and leaving card that has ever been passed my way has received this message.

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@OOCCouchGags Here it is:

https://t.co/OwIoaoyZ1i

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@OOCCouchGags Where’s that one version that inexplicably turns into a niche Sonic edit?

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@lilyxkitsune @gendernv When you have forearms like that, you grip the sink as much as you like.

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@a_toots Looks like another Belgian that came through the ranks with Kim Clijsters and Justine Henin.

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@ManuclearBomb It took me 20 years to notice this absolute gem…

https://t.co/MFdvzTD8Jg

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@OlCrunchy @Chris_Cwik @ManuclearBomb There’s no way that I was reading a tweet from 4 years ago and was about to comment about the sausage joke right here, and someone beat me to it by 10 hours… 😂

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@FPLPapa It used to be a huge advantage a few seasons ago. I used to listen to a couple of pods during the week which helped with targeting players and chip strategies. Just a lot more accessible and popular now, I’m just salty they’ve levelled the playing field 😂

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@NealGuides It’s like being a complete hermit and living off the grid so you don’t contribute to carbon emissions. It’s a drop in the ocean, and the only difference it makes will be a massively negative one to your own quality of life. The world will plough on.

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@aboveaveragefpl I checked mine maybe 37 times on the app and website and I’m still not 100% on it. They should really make it obnoxiously clear. And allow you to captain a sub player, obviously.

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@Pu55yman_Dan @FabrizioRomano Honestly it’s embarrassing now. Buy options are such snowflakes these days. I met Cristiano Lucarelli’s buy option in FM2008 and Parma just got on with it. #woke

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@VickyVaugh80982 @HLTCO I’m a Liverpool fan and I think Palace are great. Fans are always loud and respectful, always have a few special players, and are capable of causing upsets against the “big boys”.