David Wild

Dad jokes, football, some politics and wistful references to the north. All round enthusiast.

[David Wild @D_A_Wild]

I was proud I finished the ironing pile today before I saw this 🫠

[Vala Afshar @ValaAfshar]

Impossible is nothing.

[David Wild @D_A_Wild]

Lol

[YouGov @YouGov]

27% of Britons reckon that they could qualify for a sport at the 2028 Olympics, if they started training today

% saying they would definitely/probably qualify for...
10m Air Rifle: 15%
Archery: 13%
Badminton: 10%
Table tennis: 9%
Rowing: 7%
100m sprint: 6%
Road race: 6%
100m Breaststroke: 6%
Trampoline: 6%
Shot Put: 5%
Cycle sprint: 5%
Dressage: 5%
Fencing: 5%
Golf: 5%
Volleyball: 5%
Basketball: 4%
Football: 4%
Windsurfing: 4%
Triathlon: 4%
Water polo: 4%
Rhythmic Gymnastics: 3%
Artistic Gymnastics: 3%
Diving: 3%
Rugby Sevens: 3%
Skateboarding: 3%

https://t.co/50ca1NezXP

[Sam Freedman @Samfr]

Now that anti-far right protests vastly outnumber the thugs we'll presumably see loads of pieces about how this proves the British people support immigration.

Or maybe now they'll be a sudden realisation that protests/riots don't prove anything about majority opinion...

[Aaron Bastani @AaronBastani]

Walthamstow tonight.

Will you retweet @elonmusk?

You know - just to provide your 193 million followers with a rounded picture of national sentiment in the U.K.

[David Wild @D_A_Wild]

😢

[David Wild @D_A_Wild]

What human could possibly weigh 3 apples??

[Sky News @SkyNews]

Hello Kitty not a cat, creators reveal

🔗Read more
https://t.co/OyZStlt3nM

[David Wild @D_A_Wild]

Please

[Kev Blundell @kevin_blundell]

Whatever happens with Southgate, remember 1) how genuinely shit we were at football, but more importantly 2) how unlikeable and toxic the team was before he joined. He might not have won a trophy, but he’s completely changed the way we support the team and players.

[SimpsonsEFL @EflSimpsons]

•Do it for him. Bring it home•

[David Wild @D_A_Wild]

👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

[Russ Cook @hardestgeezer]

The first person ever to run the entire length of Africa. Mission complete🫡

[David Wild @D_A_Wild]

I've never identified more with something in my life

[Get French Football News @GFFN]

Kylian trying to understand rugby 😆

[David Wild @D_A_Wild]

This is absolutely wild behaviour. What an utter bellend who needs to learn when to f*ck off

[Colin Millar @Millar_Colin]

Luis Rubiales is gone as Spanish FA president. Five days on from the women's World Cup final. Decision came after immense political pressure within Spain. Pedro Rocha is the new president of the Federation. Also multiple reports in Spain that women's coach Jorge Vilda may resign.

[Nick Pettigrew @Nick_Pettigrew]

And we’ll always have this: https://t.co/fKjEYlLSit

[David Wild @D_A_Wild]

❤️

[hailey ❤️‍🔥 @champagneprbms]

helppp i cant

[Simon Hix @simonjhix]

Great graphic by ⁦@jburnmurdoch⁩. In other words, Britain is a poor country, with 1 moderately wealthy region.

[David Wild @D_A_Wild]

Has any footballer been so good but at the same time wasted all their potential as this man?

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

EXCLUSIVE: Marco Verratti to Al Hilal, deal at advanced stages! Saudi club now closing in on agreement with PSG for the Italian midfielder 🚨🔵🇸🇦 #AlHilal

Three year contract offered to Verratti, documents to be prepared/checked soon.

Here we go soon — if all goes to plan.

[David Wild @D_A_Wild]

🥲

[BBC News (UK) @BBCNews]

Spilled milk closes the M6 motorway after tanker crash https://t.co/DdoqKGuvNz

[David Wild @D_A_Wild]

😭😭😭😭😭

[David Wild @D_A_Wild]

Please

[gaut @0xgaut]

Google Calendar, but it shows the cost of the meeting

[David Wild @D_A_Wild]

Bill.... Frank... 💔

[James Fritz @fritzisdead]

HBO took understanding that people get a little sad on Sunday nights and built that into an empire.