Dalton Thomas

You merely adopted the dark. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn't see the light until I was already a man. By then it was nothing to me but blinding.

[Dalton Thomas @D_Anderson4]

Mom, I’ve found the one https://t.co/SzfAwf4gnW

[News 19 @whnt]

Woman catches foul ball in her beer — then chugs it! https://t.co/dKbI95RL9g

[John Pigman @jbdammitt]

Ive had this many beers

[Dalton Thomas @D_Anderson4]

@WillGreer1 @AlabamaFTBL @PopTartsUS @NCAA LETSSSS GOOOOO

[dangly sack @dangly_sack]

If they bring back mint pods they might have to deploy the national guard to stop white boy summer

[Dalton Thomas @D_Anderson4]

@Ri_S_OB Alcohol poisoning by end of business today.

[Dalton Thomas @D_Anderson4]

@WillGreer1 Good lord

[Kansas City Chiefs @Chiefs]

WE DID IT!!!!!!! #SBLVII

[Dalton Thomas @D_Anderson4]

LETS GO BOYS

[Dalton Thomas @D_Anderson4]

@Eads14 If you figure out how, let me know big dawg

[Kansas City Chiefs @Chiefs]

WE'RE GOING TO THE SUPER BOWL!!!!!!!

[Dalton Thomas @D_Anderson4]

El Rincon on the strip

[thicc n tired @britttlifts]

Age yourself with a store. I’ll go first: LIMITED TOO

[Colin Cowherd @colincowherd]

Apologize in advance. Won’t be remotely tolerable on Monday.

[Dalton Thomas @D_Anderson4]

@Eads14 Your buddy @chuckdaddy98 ruined it

[Dalton Thomas @D_Anderson4]

@WillGreer1 Jacks / Bacon egg and cheese biscuit

[Dalton Thomas @D_Anderson4]

When I see a soft 7 at the bar

[Dalton Thomas @D_Anderson4]

@cantguardjake How many games back are the nationals? Cool

[Dalton Thomas @D_Anderson4]

@chuckdaddy98 Don’t tempt @WillGreer1 with a good time. Heard he like premarital sex

[Alabama DieHards @DiehardsAlabama]

70 Days till Alabama Football 🐘🔥

[Dalton Thomas @D_Anderson4]

@Eads14 Red stripe? Man your buddy Joe Biden really screwed us over if we’re fighting over red stripe

[Dalton Thomas @D_Anderson4]

@WillGreer1 You good bro?

[Dalton Thomas @D_Anderson4]

@sawyerdorsey75 Hey hey hey