Dan

Former World’s Youngest Man

[Tom @tom_swanton]

My mates dads just been to Senegal on holiday and there’s some bloke just cutting about in a Halifax shirt

#shaymen

[Ben Spalding @BSpalding7]

Looks like Jeremy Clarkson is about to reveal her celebrity lap time on Top Gear

[Dan @Dan_Htafc]

my mum when teas ready

[We Are Brighton @wearebrighton]

Boston United brought more fans to Brighton in the 2006-07 Johnstone Paint Trophy (9) than the far right protestors managed in 2024 (4) #BHAFC

[@dfarecs @lethalrejection]

*guy inventing ipa* two hops this time

[laurinha 🦠 @ecto_fun]

how is the left side of scorsese perfectly straight

[Adam Burns @AdamBurnsPR]

“The gravlax, please”

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

Rejoining the night out after spewing up in the toilets

#glastonbury2023

[Fisted Away @fistedaway]

He’s signing for Arsenal

[Liam Fountain @Liam_Fountain]

It’s the Hulk Hogan guy

[Yapi 🐐 @BhaHarvey]

size of his arms

[Raith Rovers Football Club @RaithRovers]

✍️ Dick extension.

We’re delighted to announce Liam Dick has renewed his contract for another year, keeping him at the club until June 2024.

Liam’s strong defending and versatility has been vital in his 80 appearances for the club, scoring four goals.

#YouBelong

[shen the bird @Shen_the_Bird]

boss: what is the problem

coworker: [pointing to me] that guy stole my thesaurus

me: he peddles falsehoods

[spochadóir @spochadoir]

four days into dry January and I’m already operating at a cognitive level previously unknown to mankind. i am like the feen from Limitless. i am bending spoons with my mind between work emails. by the 23rd of January i will face God and triumph.

[Gaspar Ribeiro Lança @gasparlanca]

Ukrainian Roman Yaremchuk in tears as he receives a standing ovation from everyone at Estádio da Luz (Benfica), Lisboa. What a moment.