GirlMomx2

Peds RN • She/Her • Paw-rent to Finn and Willow 🐶 🐶 • Momma to Delilah and Dahlia

[GirlMomx2 @D_Girl26]

Growing up, my dad always drew us as a family of turtles doing all kinds of things when he paid the waterbill. He always drew me as “lost.” I’ve decided to start doing the same with my little family and my water bills! Enjoy: December

[Soph @SophieMcDLaw]

Nike previously has cut the salaries of their athletes for having children. Sorry, actually they only cut the salaries of women when they had children.

[☼molly☼ is kissing mirrorballs all the time 🪩 @hot_taMOLLY_57]

asking ai to generate a video of the only former black president being arrested while you yourself are a convicted felon and a friend of epsteins with the caption “no one is above the law” is as equally insane as it is racist

[GirlMomx2 @D_Girl26]

July:

[GirlMomx2 @D_Girl26]

Growing up, my dad always drew us as a family of turtles doing all kinds of things when he paid the waterbill. He always drew me as “lost.” I’ve decided to start doing the same with my little family and my water bills! Enjoy: December

[GirlMomx2 @D_Girl26]

June:

[Dave Peasant, Aspiring Lorax @aspiringpeasant]

Actually Biden sent them $10M to install these systems.

But they didn't do it because...they didn't like Biden.

[EvaModer @based_eva]

My local representative declining $2,000,000 from the oil lobby after I called him and told him he was being a very bad boy

[Stephen Robinson @SER1897]

I think we can’t just shrug off the fact that the sitting president didn’t attend this funeral.

[yolkito @yolko0no]

us

[Mexican Rug Dealer @DealinRugs]

It takes several years, it’s very complex and it costs tens of thousands of dollars to fix your spouse’s papers you disgusting, old, evil bitch.

[Jesus is King @ProseccoLiquido]

national guard is trending

Never forget

[I appreciate you. @DeeLaSheeArt]

I honestly hate that we’ve normalized the idea that all opinions are valid. I think we should get back to telling ppl that they are ill informed & ignorant

[LASIK.com @LASIKdotcom]

Safe?!?

Better Vision. Better Calls.

Yes, we are literally offering all MLB umps free LASIK.

[Liberal Lisa in Oklahoma @lisa_liberal]

I hate this racist, bigoted, narcissistic, misogynistic, grifting, lying, psychopath, piece of shit. With every fiber of my being.