Daulton Rissinger

Living through the Phillies. Guitarist for @themaguas. He/Him

[Daulton Rissinger @D_Rissinger7]

@UKPhillies A Phillies win and a Brighton Europe spot my friend! Life is good

[Daulton Rissinger @D_Rissinger7]

@hammerito @slimshadyschoon The chud bootlicking of this website is absolutely unbearable, if it wasn’t for the Phillies community I love following, I wouldn’t be here

[Daulton Rissinger @D_Rissinger7]

Adolis is alive!

[Daulton Rissinger @D_Rissinger7]

For the last 5 years or so, every Phillies game I’ve said to myself at least once “What was he even thinking there?”

[Daulton Rissinger @D_Rissinger7]

This is the best pitching I’ve ever seen, incredible

[Daulton Rissinger @D_Rissinger7]

I am in awe of Sanchez, I’ve never seen anything like this

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

I know it’s become pretty cliche and cringey to talk about at this point but if you’re under like 25 I cannot stress enough how one time Obama wore a tan suit and people spent a week arguing over whether or not it was demeaning to the Oval Office and they were serious about it.

[Foolish Baseball @FoolishBB]

Baseball players are still the proletariat by definition. They still sell their labor and don’t own the means of production. And they’re still engaged in a class war with those that do.

[Mike @hammerito]

It is glaringly obvious that the owners’ strategy is to turn fans who don’t understand finances against the players and I gotta say it might work

[Daulton Rissinger @D_Rissinger7]

Also Sánchez has slowly become my favorite Phillie and it might not be close

[Daulton Rissinger @D_Rissinger7]

“I want to give my best players less ABs”

Not only should you bat your best player first, he almost always comes up with RISP! Trea currently has the 5th most ABs with RISP in baseball! Imagine if that was Schwarber or Harper taking those ABs! Stop only thinking of the 1st inn!

[Pat Egan @Pat_Egan]

I’ll die on the hill; having a 50+ home run guy batting lead off will forever be one of the dumbest moves you could possibly make with your lineup

[Daulton Rissinger @D_Rissinger7]

Harper is absolutely on fire man

[Jack Fritz @JackFritzWIP]

Back to .500.

Season is back on.

We’re watching someone who will go down as the second best lefty in franchise history.

[Daulton Rissinger @D_Rissinger7]

@AdriannCDitmann Nope I’m just an idiot and forgot to put him for the sake of the joke!

[Daulton Rissinger @D_Rissinger7]

I thought there was no way Schwarber would top last years performance and I’m very wrong about that to this point

[Daulton Rissinger @D_Rissinger7]

I love you Kyle Schwarber

[Coots @YaBoyCoots]

Not to be dramatic but I’d go to war for Dan Vladar

[Daulton Rissinger @D_Rissinger7]

Too many fuck ass Knicks fans here but let’s go Sixers

[Daulton Rissinger @D_Rissinger7]

Very happy to have been in the arena for a playoff hockey game. Very happy to have meaningful hockey in Philly again. The future is bright! Please don’t fuck it up!

[Daulton Rissinger @D_Rissinger7]

Very proud of the flyers, I hate our felon gambler coach, but I love this team and these players