David Cox 🤖

My greatest accomplishment in life: becoming a master in the art of unintentionally sounding serious when using sarcasm.

[David Cox 🤖 @D_WhereAmI_C]

When you're such a Star Wars fan you try growing your own Darth Vadar helmet.

[David Cox 🤖 @D_WhereAmI_C]

I wanna know how society managed to leave ROFL by the way-side as it just went about deciding LOL and LMAO were the only ways we were gonna laugh through text

[David Cox 🤖 @D_WhereAmI_C]

@JayzTwoCents Was never proud enough of the old setup to take a good “Before” pic, but you get the gist... Since then, built a whole new rig and went from a 950 build to one with an 5700 XT. So, #jaywhatdoyouthink6

[David Cox 🤖 @D_WhereAmI_C]

@Maditarjunior AFAIK, that’s it. I’m seeing it dodged stronger EPA vetting when Trump restarted it. There’s still debate on the # of jobs it brought, but it’s agreed 1000s will get displaced without a plan. Also debate on if it would’ve helped OPEC dependence, since no guarantee we keep the oil

[David Cox 🤖 @D_WhereAmI_C]

@Extra_Chrispy01 Watching the student section act like extras from World War Z and seeing the tubas look like they walked off the set of 300 stood out to me

[David Cox 🤖 @D_WhereAmI_C]

Just waited on hold with @Apple for 30 min only for the guy to come on the line coughing before hanging up on me trying mute himself... 😑

[David Cox 🤖 @D_WhereAmI_C]

@Maditarjunior @GWeygandt @kendalliscool4 Mmm. It’s the glasses

[David Cox 🤖 @D_WhereAmI_C]

@GWeygandt wants to know who wore it better

[David Cox 🤖 @D_WhereAmI_C]

Sometimes I feel a toddler could write my messages better than Siri.

[Gabe Itch @tiredbbymama]

Listen I love guns, and I love going shooting. HOWEVER, I can recognize that my hobby is NOT worth other peoples lives. I am 100% for stricter gun control laws. I dont understand how this is still a debate.

[David Cox 🤖 @D_WhereAmI_C]

@TomCottonAR @JohnBoozman @ericcrawford @rep_stevewomack I’m an Arkansan, and I would like to hear real gun control proposals from those representing me in Congress. I want to know how we’re planning to address this clear problem we have in America. We deserve more.

[David Cox 🤖 @D_WhereAmI_C]

Her name is #SarahFabian and she made a choice to do her job in light of a clearly unethical policy. I doubt lawyers go through school without being told, at least once, “hey, maybe don’t claim harming other people could be okay.”

[NowThis Impact @nowthisimpact]

A Trump official tried to argue that detained children don’t need soap, toothbrushes, or beds to be ‘safe and sanitary’ while in Border Patrol custody

[David Cox 🤖 @D_WhereAmI_C]

@Maditarjunior Twice already, Trump has said the separation policy started with Obama and he’s the one bringing family’s back together. In reality, his admin took separation from once in a blue moon to every single undoc’d immigrant. Educate people around you when they echo this.

[David Cox 🤖 @D_WhereAmI_C]

@Maditarjunior I think it helps to know we’re not helpless. Not saying riot, but we can vote. We can let people know this isn’t okay to just accept and move on. We can know who legally defended this awful policy (Sarah Fabian) and we can educate ourselves as Trump tries to shove blame to Obama.

[David Cox 🤖 @D_WhereAmI_C]

Update:

The third one thought about it, but didn’t.
The fourth one thought some more, but still didn’t.
And, of course, the fifth went weeweewee all the way home.

[David Cox 🤖 @D_WhereAmI_C]

@GWeygandt trying to remember This Little Piggy:

This little piggy went to market.
This. Little Piggy... ... ...didn’t...

[s @s13rraa]

@USWNT handing out Ls AND shutouts like #FIFAWCC #FIFAWFC2019 #SWEUSA

[David Cox 🤖 @D_WhereAmI_C]

When your Uber has the traction control turned off

[David Cox 🤖 @D_WhereAmI_C]

Actual record of me considering a second cup of coffee, knowing it’s going to make me feel like trash for the day

[Wally Hall @WallyLikeItIs]

Arkansas has the most talented baton twirler in all of America. Truly athletic.