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mama💓

[s @s13rraa]

All I wanna do tonight is sit at home and eat pizza and drink wine

[Zito @_Zeets]

First time I had a margarita:

[s @s13rraa]

I AM SICKKKKK😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[AJ @archivesjustins]

“One Less Lonely Girl”

[sierra @sierralayko]

the level of bloatedness i’m experiencing right now can only be compared to the frog balloons from shrek

[Pop Base @PopBase]

First look at Emma Roberts returning as Madison Montgomery in ‘AMERICAN HORROR STORY’ Season 13.

Premieres this September.

[s @s13rraa]

I’ve had so many people ask “what’s your after birth meal?” And they act like I’m joking when I tell them an espresso martini and a Red Bull….does it look like I’m joking, Susan?

[✎ᝰ_atukwatse 𐙚🧸ྀི🥹 @ltsgalchild]

Math teacher: So do you get it now?

Me:😭

[s @s13rraa]

Chappel Roan in the Hannahversary pmo so bad like why is she there

[horse @horsetwting]

holy shit

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

They cancel school for tornados now? They had us in the hallway face down ass up 🤷🏻‍♂️ 🌪️

[kesha @KeshaRose]

Stop using my music, perverts @WhiteHouse

[The Lobster @LikeableLobster]

There may have been a few miscalculations on The Lobster’s part.

[devon sawa @DevonESawa]

All the fucking racist can get fucked. That was awesome.

[s @s13rraa]

God all the annoying people come out of the woodwork on social media when the Super Bowl is on🙄

[진짜 Joe @jinjjajoe_]

I don’t wanna see a good game btw. I wanna see the Patriots get embarrassed

[Steve Mudflap McGrew’s REMASCULATE podcast @REMASCULATE]

Me waiting on the cashier to notice me after I screwed up self-checkout again

[Adam @_dams0n]

Punxsutawney Phil is an industry plant by Big Weather to push their winter agenda. Not my groundhog.

[miri @eggoslug]

if you're a slow walker just stay home like i can't deal with your sauntering and
meandering. Do it in a field not in the middle of Walmart

[s @s13rraa]

One thing I can’t stand is a mean girl, especially one that is closing in on 30😂😂

[JB 🐻✨🍉 @JBfromDC89]

please let this exact scene be playing out in real life