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[𝐂𝐇𝐄𝐋𝐒.🧸🇫🇷🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @chelsznn]

To get any book you want on the internet, type the name of the book followed by doctype:pdf

E.g The Alchemist doctype:pdf

[First and Second Kings 👑 @kings_anyi]

Here are the original videos behind some of your favorite memes 😂😂

[Mr Affordable @Mutesky01]

90% of you have absolutely no idea. You are sitting on top of a major goldmine on TikTok

Smart people are quietly packing the bag on this street of internet by posting simple 60 second clips both faceless and face contents and making thousands of dollars monthly.

But as a Nigerian with a basic Nigerian TikTok account, you are completely ineligible for monetization program! All you can do is receive gifts on live, and that is change.

If you want to earn upto $500 to thousands of $ directly from your views like creators in the UK, US, and France, you must have an account registered in one of the monetized regions. And guess what? You don't need a single VPN to do it. Don’t even try to use VPN.

Creating a working, authentic UK TikTok account sitting right in your room in Nigeria is a premium skill on its own. If you want to stop doomscrolling and start cashing out, here is the exact step by step Guide:

1️⃣ The Clean Slate Strategy: Before you even think of starting, you need a brand new email address. I am not suggesting an old email you've never used on TikTok..I am saying create a totally fresh one. You also need to completely log out of your existing Nigerian TikTok account from your device.

2️⃣ The Web Version Portal: This is where many fail. Do NOT use the TikTok app to create this account. Open Google Chrome on your phone or PC type "TikTok sign up," and access the platform from the web version

3️⃣ The Region Lockdown: Look closely at the country/region selector at the bottom, or look for wher u see “Nigeria” it will show "Nigeria" by default. Click it, scroll through the list, and select "United Kingdom".

NOTE: Stick with the UK instead of the US for this specific method. Why? Because, the UK payment verification process is much easier to navigate from home.

4️⃣ The DOB: When asked for your birthday, use your *actual*, verifiable date of birth from your ID cards. Don't play games here. If this DOB doesn’t tally with your ID later during monetization, your payments will get permanently blocked

5️⃣ The Email: When prompted, select "Email" instead of phone number. Don’t use phone number, Use that fresh, brand new email you just created.

6️⃣ The Verification Phase: Set a secure password and enter the confirmation code sent to your email. You must be fast; the code expires in 60 seconds. Copy it quickly from your email app or a second phone.

7️⃣ The Final Verification Check: Once you’ve set your username, you can go to your profile, click the three dots, select "Manage Account," and zoom in. If you see "Account Region: United Kingdom," you got it right.

Right now, you can log in to this UK account using the TikTok app, add your profile picture, and start posting your videos immediately to build your audience for monetization. No need for VPN

There is too much money on this internet street to be sitting around doubting. What is your excuse now?

Ask me questions in the comments I will be there to answer 🤝🔥

[Daddy Lewa @TheHN1C]

A perfect retirement plan is waking up in your mansion by the seaside, with exotic cars in the garage and a loaded bank account. Not waking up next to a woman.

Y’all simps always act like women are the prize . They’re not. The real prize is freedom, peace of mind, and financial security.

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

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[Man of Letters. @Letter_to_Jack]

iPhone saying “Storage Full” and your WhatsApp refuses to open? Snapchat freezing too? Don’t delete your favorite gallery videos.

Do this instead:

WhatsApp → Profile → Storage & Data → Manage Storage → Review & Delete Items

You’ll find huge duplicate videos/files from whatsapp groups you’re in. They aren’t videos you need, just shared ones. Delete the largest ones first. Most are already saved twice anyway.

This frees up massive space WITHOUT removing photos/videos from your gallery.

Anytime the storage warning returns, repeat the process.

[Tochukwu 😃 @Tochi_1409]

@Margotrobbie38 @OpeyemiDrift As far as say you get good internet and you’re with master card, you can go to https://t.co/WhZpMWQIe0 and search for federal road safety and search for the one that stopped you, fill the information with the ticket they gave and make the payment in mins.

[Kiemute @FreshDeltaBwoy]

For those who don't know the penalty when you break any of the FRSC law.

https://t.co/3d4zDYzShA

[D ø l l á r z z 💰 @abdoulllmuhd]

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[mbk fashionhub @balahrabah]

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[AmoksL @Mustaphakhairah]

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[#ImranRoofing & Properties🏠 @imran_services]

Instead of painting your house with grey and white, try these beautiful colors 😍

[Man of Letters. @Letter_to_Jack]

For those who asked for links to unlock their iPhones and Androids locked to other carriers:

Here are the official direct link to unlock your carrier locked phones (iPhones and Androids)

AT&T → https://t.co/zq4C2kGRGi
T-Mobile → https://t.co/wQanVVU3jj…
Verizon → https://t.co/tezyJSjyd2…
Cricket → https://t.co/vDTidLiMBu…
Metro → https://t.co/qqOQXpGjdq…
Boost → https://t.co/TTIXKIfskf…

Great work @0xAdesola

[Tasha 😋💦 @Tasha1644]

If men start setting standards for women in the same way women set standards for men, will there be relationships??

[Man of Letters. @Letter_to_Jack]

Let me share a hack: If the locked phone is more than 3yrs old (from production date), you can easily unlock it without paying a kobo.

Go to the website of the carrier it’s locked on, look for “unlock device”, enter your IMEI, and wait for 72hours.

Your phone will be unlocked.

[Nandi 🤍💜🤍 @pallnandi]

Women make it very easy for the men they really like. No mixed signals. No confusion. No hot and cold behavior. When a woman truly wants you, you’ll feel peace, consistency, effort and softness without having to beg for it.

[valking ♔ @_VALKlNG]

Omo if you’re willing to help me and you want to film it, you can still come forward 🙏

[NASIRU @iamnasboi]

You don notice? Say as you dey grow you dey gentle.